American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens Guide to Preserving Your Assets Audiobook, by Jill Conner Browne Play Audiobook Sample

American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets Audiobook

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Read By: Jill Conner Browne Publisher: Brilliance Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Sweet Potato Queens Series Release Date: December 2008 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781423311409

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

27

Longest Chapter Length:

33:43 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

05:19 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

18:55 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

9

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Publisher Description

"If I can save one woman from these thighs, I will not have lived in vain," #1 New York Times bestselling humorist Jill Conner Browne writes in American Thighs, her handbook and memoir for the Hot and Flashy. Whether young enough to look "hot" or of the age to only feel that way (in flashes with buckets of sweat), every woman has given, or will give, ample thought to preserving her best "assets" (thighs included), so that the dread transition from "cute girl" to "ma'am" won't be quite so unsettling.

Here are stories of growing up and learning about life—usually the hard way! From disastrous haircuts and color jobs to fashion or verbal faux pas committed, from the kiss wished for but never gotten to the one that should have been skipped, these are the moments that mark each of our journeys from what we thought back then to what we now know. Since to say that Youth is wasted on the Young has got to be the understatement of all time, it falls upon Browne, as one older and wiser, to take a "Hit and Run" down Memory Lane for the sake of offering "Asset-Preserving Tips," with astonishing disclosures about:

• Why women have risked their lives just to get a little bit blonder

• How the muumuu has been fashionably resurrected as the "patio dress"

• Why it's important to always have a good photo of yourself on hand—just in case

• How, no matter what skin you're in, to make it last a lifetime

• Why you can never trust anyone over eighty-five

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"I LOVED this audiobook. And you must get the audiobook instead of reading it yourself. The author does such a great job of reading her book, that it's a performance which really enhances the book. American Thighs is hilarious, endearing, and wonderful. I highly recommend it. "

— Ryann (5 out of 5 stars)

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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This installation of the Sweet Potato Queens books was hilarious! Conner Browne is talented and fabulous. This book includes great stories about her father. I highly recommend the audio version, as the author reads it and gives a great performance. "

    — Walker, 2/10/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " She makes me laugh. Every now and then I like a dose of good ol' over the top, too much is just about right southern prose. "

    — Leslie, 2/5/2014
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    " There was one funny story, but it was mostly pretty rambling. "

    — Darcy, 1/16/2014
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    " Found myself laughing out loud. This book is a wonderful easy read. You feel like you have sat down with a friend for lunch and some good times. "

    — Karen, 1/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I love this author. She is so hilarious and REAL. However this book was a bit too old for me. I'm "larva" since I'm under 40 (according to her) so the jokes weren't for my age group. Still, had some good stories in it and she's a great writer. "

    — Lisa, 1/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Jill Conner Browne is always good for a laugh. As a geiser, it is a fun read. "

    — Lee, 12/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I have several complaints about this book. 1.) The Southern "voice" is so over-the-top that it's hard to understand. I'm sure this lady is funny in person, but on paper it just looks like a bunch of ridiculous metaphors. 2.) I like a good rant as much as the next person, but a book chock full of them? Not so much. Come on, you've gotta have a point in there somewhere! 3.) Ease up on the CAPS LOCK for pete's sake! The pages look like the ravings of a 13-year-old girl, not a grown-ass woman! "

    — Regina, 12/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Not the funniest SPQ book, but still good for a few laughs. "

    — Sharon, 12/17/2013
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    " If you haven't met The Sweet Potato Queens, you're missing out. "

    — Maggie, 9/22/2013
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    " More like 3.5 stars. Entertaining, if not a little wordy. The narratives really do come alive and I feel like the author could be sitting in the room with me! Laughed out loud at parts of it. "

    — Betsy, 6/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Anything with "Sweet Potato Queens" on it has GOT to be terrific. Jill Conner Browne's humor may not be for everyone -- maybe it's just for women and those who love us. Great stuff. "

    — Kathy, 6/11/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I think I was too young to read this one! "

    — Kelly, 3/4/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This was funny. Sweet Potato Queen books are pretty matter-of-fact, dripping with sarcasm and good old fashioned Southern speak. They tend to be more for an older audience--maybe late 40s and up, but this one was a "what to expect in the future" type story. Good recipes near the end as well. "

    — Kelli, 12/5/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I LOVED this audiobook. And you must get the audiobook instead of reading it yourself. The author does such a great job of reading her book, that it's a performance which really enhances the book. American Thighs is hilarious, endearing, and wonderful. I highly recommend it. "

    — Ryann, 10/22/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I have read all of Jill Conner Browne's books and American Thighs does not dissapoint. I am only a bit younger than she is so I can really laugh with her and certainly not at her "

    — Teechbiz, 10/4/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " She's back! This is nearly as knock out funny as her first few SPQ books. Highly recommended. We're all getting old. Laugh about it. "

    — Robin, 8/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " C'mon - it's the Sweet Potato Queens. Do I really need to say any more? "

    — Heather, 8/3/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Started out absolutely terrible, BUT I did find myself laughing out loud a lot in Caribou's for the last half. Not her best book, but still pretty funny...eventually. "

    — Julie, 8/2/2012
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Quit reading at page 128. I think it would be better to listen to this book. "

    — Julie, 7/28/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Once again, Jill Conner Browne has written a laugh-out-loud make you feel good book, along with some good advice and a coupla recipes. "

    — Shaynipper, 7/22/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This book, like her others, is hilarious! "

    — Carol, 6/22/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A very funny audio book to make the morning commute go by quickly. Let's just say...there is a story about a 70-something year old woman who had a date and decided to draw on hair down under. And so the rest of the book goes... "

    — Farrah, 4/21/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I was rolling on the floor with tears prouring down my face at several points. An excellent fun read. "

    — Maggie, 4/14/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " There were some funny parts, but definitely not for my age range!! This would be a great book for a baby boomer! "

    — Julie, 2/27/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " i love the Sweet Potato Queens books. Full of laughs and lots of fun, plus yummy recipes. Who could ask for more from a book? "

    — Deborah, 12/24/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " If you know Jill Conner or are familiar with the SPQ's you will enjoy yet another adventurous journey through the mind of a woman who will not be average. "

    — Shellie, 12/22/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Jill- what you see is what you get. Her writings are so right on. She is hysterical on paper and in person! "

    — Marie, 8/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Always good for a laugh! Fun reading. "

    — Karen, 4/26/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Started out absolutely terrible, BUT I did find myself laughing out loud a lot in Caribou's for the last half. Not her best book, but still pretty funny...eventually. "

    — Julie, 1/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I have read all of Jill Conner Browne's books and American Thighs does not dissapoint. I am only a bit younger than she is so I can really laugh with her and certainly not at her "

    — Teechbiz, 11/11/2010
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Jill Conner Browne is always good for a laugh. As a geiser, it is a fun read. "

    — Leeann, 7/6/2010
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    " omg.. what a HOOT!! i love her humor.. she is an 'older' jen lancaster.. .just hilarious with recipes to boot!! bacon, gratin or fried!! its WHERE its AT! go get this book and howl a bit!! "

    — Mich, 6/23/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Anything with "Sweet Potato Queens" on it has GOT to be terrific. Jill Conner Browne's humor may not be for everyone -- maybe it's just for women and those who love us. Great stuff. "

    — Kathy, 6/13/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I love this author. She is so hilarious and REAL. However this book was a bit too old for me. I'm "larva" since I'm under 40 (according to her) so the jokes weren't for my age group. Still, had some good stories in it and she's a great writer. "

    — Lisa, 5/19/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Not my favorite. I think Jill's schtick has just gotten a little old for me. "

    — Cinthiny, 5/18/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Jill is getting old. She's changed. Still has lots of hilarious stories and well worth it. I especially liked the creative way her high school friend created a bouffant hair style. They didn't have bump-its back in the 60s. "

    — Cherri, 5/8/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Very funny book. I didn't grow up in the heart of the south like Jill did but can still relate living in the south of the States. Enjoyed it immensely. "

    — Kerri, 4/13/2010

About Jill Conner Browne

Jill Conner Browne is the author of the bestselling The Sweet Potato Queens’ Book of Love, God Save the Sweet Potato Queens, and The Sweet Potato Queens’ Big-Ass Cookbook (and Financial Planner). She is Boss Queen of the Sweet Potato Queens of Jackson, Mississippi, and now tours and speaks full-time about all things Queenly.