Aliens on Vacation Audiobook, by Clete Barrett Smith Play Audiobook Sample

Aliens on Vacation Audiobook

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Read By: Joshua Swanson Publisher: Brilliance Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Intergalactic Bed and Breakfast Series Release Date: May 2011 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781455801367

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

30

Longest Chapter Length:

23:15 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:22 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

13:01 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

3

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Publisher Description

Scrub isn’t happy about having to spend the summer with his hippie grandmother in “Middle of Nowhere,” Washington. When he arrives at her Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast, he’s not surprised by its 1960s-meets-Star Wars decor, but he is surprised by the weird-looking guests. It turns out that each room in the inn is a portal and his grandma is the gate-keeper, allowing aliens to vacation on Earth. She desperately needs Scrub’s help with disguising the tourists as humans. As if that weren’t difficult enough, the town sheriff is already suspicious of Granny. One wrong move and Scrub could blow Grandma’s cover, forcing the B&B to shut down forever. And when it comes to aliens, every move seems very wrong.... Full of cosmic chaos and mind-bending mayhem, Scrub’s summer adventure will leave readers wanting to make a return trip. House Rules for a Successful Visit 1. Leave nothing behind 2. Take nothing with you 3. Dress appropriately 4. Two arms, two legs, one head 5. No harming the natives

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  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A potential booktalk for next year. "

    — Jeanne, 6/6/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " The plot of this book was fantastic, but the writing was lackluster. At least it was good enough to skim my way through to the end to find out what happened. The events and characters were superb, but the writing was downright boring. Very disapointing. "

    — Bonnie, 5/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I hat this book. In my opinion, it is the worst book in the history of books!!! I will never read it ever again. "

    — Katie, 5/8/2011

About Clete Barrett Smith

Clete Barrett Smith was a teacher for over ten years in Bellingham, WA and has won several screenwriting awards. It took him about two years to get from idea to book deal, sneaking in an hour or two in the afternoons and dedicating his Sundays to writing while working toward his master’s degree at Vermont College. He credits support from his wife, Myra, and two young daughters for getting him through the rigorous process.

About Joshua Swanson

Joshua Swanson is an actor and voiceover talent. He’s worked in major motion pictures and television and as a voice talent has worked in all facets of the business. An award-winning audiobook narrator with over sixty titles to his name, Swanson has won five AudioFile Earphones Awards.