Jesse is having the worst day of his life. Unfortunately, it’s also the worst day in the history of humankind. Sanginians have invaded Earth, using their tremendous mental powers to turn all of humanity into their slaves in a matter of seconds. Lucky for Jesse, he has some telepathic abilities of his own, making him “superior product,” worthy to serve in the home of Lord Vertenomous, the leader of this new colony.
Too bad for Lord Vert that Jesse isn’t the type of product to sit back and take things quietly. In fact, it seems there may be other product who feel the same—like Lauren, the overachieving do-gooder; Michael, the star athlete; and Lindsey, the fashion model. But it isn’t until Jesse starts communicating in his dreams with a mysterious girl, whom he’s pretty sure is real, that he starts to think the aliens might not be invincible after all.
Brian Yansky takes listeners on a journey filled with humor and courage, where one teenage boy has to figure out what exactly it means to be human.
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"I expected this to be a humorous, light read (the title is a bit deceiving), but the issues were much more serious than I expected. That being said, I really enjoyed it. It is a very quick read, and it held my interest the entire time. It would be a great book for reluctant readers. My only complaint is that it ends very suddenly, and I was left wondering if there is an anticipated sequel."
— Ricki (4 out of 5 stars)
" Earth is invaded and most people are put to "sleep". The only ones spared are those with some limited ability to telepathically receive communication from the aliens; these humans are now slaves to the invading Sanginians. Many, many interesting ideas here - could be a great discussion group book about species rights, slavery, patriotism and human society. "
— Tracie, 2/17/2014" A great "boy" book, with humor, action, and arrogant aliens! "
— Patricia, 2/17/2014" Simple language, quick read, very open to sequels. I liked that even the "good" aliens were only open to moving the surviving humans to reservations, making non-natives think about the issue of Indian reservations. "
— Kathyred, 12/31/2013" Witty and thought-provoking - a really fun read! Recommended! "
— Christine, 12/12/2013" It reminded me a little of Battle: Los Angeles. Except it was good. "
— Capillya, 11/17/2013" It reads like a scifi screenplay for Nickelodeon. It's not horrible. "
— Donna, 11/10/2013" If not the feel good alien invasion story that the author envisioned when he first started out, still a funny yarn. "
— Stacey, 10/26/2013" Did not pull me into another dimension! "
— Susan, 10/13/2013" It was very well written. It is arguably "cheesy" or "predictable" but not quite cookie cutter. The humor is tasteful. I rarely enjoy my comedy and drama to co-exist, but this comedy-drama is well played. The end is satisfying, and I think it would make for a great movie. "
— Tuesdi-jo, 9/10/2013" Not bad for a YA book meant for middle/high school boys. Apparently it's supposed to be funny/wry/something along those lines, but I didn't find much humor in it what with basically everybody dying in very dry prose. Would have been nice to see more of Jerome. "
— Cody, 3/21/2013" Very well done sci-fi, but the ending didn't feel very . . . over. I'm pretty sure that means first in a series. So hooray! Listened to this one, and the audiobook is fantastic. "
— Hoover, 10/26/2012" I liked this book. It actually gets 3 1/2 stars. It was witty and fun at times, and quite sad at others. It really makes the reader think about how we treat out planet, and whether the aliens had that part right. Of course, there is no good reason for the enslavement of the human race... "
— Karis, 8/29/2012" Listened to this one. Really enjoyed it but it better be first in a series. "
— Katie, 2/13/2012" It's not all that often I read a book and wish it were longer but that is what happened with this new SF by Yansky.Jesse is a great character, funny, brave and caring. The paranormal thrown in makes for a very interesting story and I hope there is more to come! "
— Sharon, 1/20/2012" Fast paced science fiction that can stand alone, but a sequel would be nice. "
— Laura, 6/23/2011" It isn't perfect. Sometimes the writing seems a little stiff. But it is a very good story that will keep kids interested. Funny when you least expect it. "
— Momski, 5/10/2011" Fast paced science fiction that can stand alone, but a sequel would be nice. "
— Laura, 4/25/2011" It reminded me a little of Battle: Los Angeles. Except it was good. "
— Shabbygeek, 4/11/2011" Very well done sci-fi, but the ending didn't feel very . . . over. I'm pretty sure that means first in a series. So hooray! Listened to this one, and the audiobook is fantastic. "
— Hoover, 2/8/2011" If not the feel good alien invasion story that the author envisioned when he first started out, still a funny yarn. "
— Stacey, 2/6/2011" Listened to this one. Really enjoyed it but it better be first in a series. "
— Katie, 1/31/2011" Did not pull me into another dimension! "
— Susan, 1/28/2011" I liked this book. It actually gets 3 1/2 stars. It was witty and fun at times, and quite sad at others. It really makes the reader think about how we treat out planet, and whether the aliens had that part right. Of course, there is no good reason for the enslavement of the human race... "
— Karis, 1/12/2011" Simple language, quick read, very open to sequels. I liked that even the "good" aliens were only open to moving the surviving humans to reservations, making non-natives think about the issue of Indian reservations. "
— Kathyred, 12/24/2010Brian Yansky is the author of My Road Trip to the Pretty Girl Capital of the World and Wonders of the World. He holds an MFA in writing from Vermont College and lives in Austin, Texas, where he teaches writing at Austin Community College.
Alexander Cendese is a New York–based actor and narrator whose credits include roles on and off Broadway, in films, and on popular television shows, including Law & Order: SVU and All My Children. He holds a BFA from the Carnegie Mellon School of Drama.