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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (10,194 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Bob Mayer, Jennifer Crusie Narrator: Sandra Burr Publisher: Brilliance Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett, and you’ve got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love… Agnes Crandall’s life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she’s staked her entire net worth on. Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window. His name is Shane - no last name, just Shane - and he has his own problems: He’s got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes. When he finds out that Agnes isn’t so little, that his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes’s house, and that his last hit was a miss, Shane’s life isn’t looking so good, either. Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hitmen show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with the intent to throw more than rice. Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, and - most dangerous of all - each other. Download and start listening now!

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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Steph | 2/16/2014

    " So good I didn't want it to be over! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Denise Lampton | 2/13/2014

    " This was a fun read. Between the mob and Agnes's anger issues, the humor was great. Loved the four and 2 wheels characters. I had fun imaging the house and the flamingos by the water. This is the first book I've read of Jennifer cruise and I'm looking forward to many more. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Aminda Seymour | 2/3/2014

    " Freaking hilarious! Like reading Janet Evanovich Stephanie Plum series, when they were good! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Ellyn | 2/2/2014

    " Crusie and Mayer's first collaboration was fun, but this book was an absolute hoot! I loved the crazy cast of characters! "

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