Depressed, owing to his having been rejected by a lover, Fred fails to see a strange object streak across the horizon. As he walks on a Californian topless beach, he does not even pay attention to the variety of breasts, the view of which he would otherwise enjoy. Greatly preoccupied, he fails to notice a beautiful, topless woman until she stands almost in front of him. He grows immediately attracted to her. Later, he discovers that she vents a very powerful pheromone: one hard for any man to resist.
Surprise grips him when he learns that her name is Acklinta, and she claims to be an alien from a far-off planet. At first, he thinks that she must be crazy, or that she has been smoking one of those funny cigarettes, but she gradually convinces him that she is from Forsuntia, and she came to Earth to shop for products for her family's intergalactic import/export business. She's hot, and her pheromones prove effective. She readily gets Fred to agree when she tells him that she wants him to be her first human conquest.
She informs Fred that she is a fabrication based on the Playboy parts manual: a collection of the magazine from the 1980s, when female pussies were not shown. Rather than have the engineers guess, she opted to keep her set of two pussies: unique orifices equipped with blue tongues. Fred finds that these marvelous holes can suck a man's organ into their depths, lift him to orgasm and then milk him dry. A major design flaw, however, resulted from the engineers' viewing an old film that showed a woman masturbating. Knowing nothing of human female genitalia, the engineers assumed that the woman's clitoris must be located in the tip of her finger. This design flaw creates a major problem for Fred, because the only way that Acklinta can come is by sticking her finger in the eye of a male partner.
Download and start listening now!