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Download A Pagan's Nightmare Audiobook (Unabridged)

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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (147 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Ray Blackston Narrator: George Wilson Publisher: Recorded Books Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: June 2007 ISBN:
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At first, Lanny Hooch thinks the sign at the gas station is a practical joke: Unleaded $0.12 per gallon for the Redeemed: $6.66 for everyone else. At McDonald's, he notices crosses on the employees' lapels, and french fries, renamed McScriptures, embossed with Bible verses. And he wonders why everyone calls him Mr. P. But when he detects changed lyrics in the oldies tunes blaring from his car radio, he realizes something is seriously wrong. The Beatles never sang about wanting to hold someone's tithe! And then there's the huge reward for his capture and conversion. Download and start listening now!

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Listener Opinions

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Keiki Hendrix | 1/12/2014

    " Hillarious. For the reader confident in his/her doctrine. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Maryjanewallin | 1/10/2014

    " better than I thought it would be. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kate | 12/16/2013

    " I bought this because I like the author. I enjoyed it but it feels like it goes on too long. I think it would have done better if it had been shorter. But the end really does justify the story, you just have to stick with it. If you start reading it, I highly recommend finishing it. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jen | 12/11/2013

    " Kind of interesting. Have heard his other books are better. Oh well. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Karen | 11/20/2013

    " Had to pick it up for the title.... "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Marliss | 11/5/2013

    " This was kind of a fun book. It uses humor to make a very important point about how the world views Christians because of how some behave. I found myself reading to find out what happened, and then was caught unaware and impressed by the point that was revealed at the end. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 John | 11/1/2013

    " While I was reading this book, I became nearly obsessed with it, because it is without a doubt the worst book I have ever read. It is a tour de force of shallow characterization, insipid plot development, and hackneyed writing. You've got to read this book to believe it. It is super, super awesome. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 mykl gysingr | 10/25/2013

    " An interesting plot line and intriguing way of writing it, but it took a while to get into it and didn't quite reach my expectations from reading Blackston's other books. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Jennifer Patrick | 6/10/2013

    " Started off funny and smart, then I realized too far into this book that it was actually pro-Christian propoganda. Go beat someone else over the head with your bible please! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Laura | 3/14/2013

    " This was a great book that is a must read for any evangelical that needs to learn not to take themselves too seriously. (It IS supposed to be all about Jesus, right?) "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Mark Cheathem | 1/1/2013

    " Not as entertaining as Flabbergasted but decent. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Christy | 12/15/2012

    " Stick with Flabbergasted. It was fantastic! This one was just silly. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Alexis Ray | 10/25/2012

    " This is a hilarious book to read! Ray Blackston is a great writer who is able to mix humor and Biblical principles together . "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Tony | 10/9/2012

    " "Religious Howdy!" "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Scott | 6/23/2012

    " I like this author, but this is about the WORST book I ever read!! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jenny | 5/9/2012

    " A bit odd, in a zany way. A curious perspective, but not bad. I think I'll be taking a break from this author for a while. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Beth Miller | 8/15/2011

    " While well- written, the twist at the end doesn't justify all the blasphemy of the rest of the book. And although I don't usually spend my day's in worthwhile pursuits, I regret the time I spent reading this. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Rita Jean | 8/11/2011

    " Very humorous book. I loved the parts set in Cuba and DisneyWorld. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jen | 1/30/2011

    " Kind of interesting. Have heard his other books are better. Oh well. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 John | 10/6/2010

    " While I was reading this book, I became nearly obsessed with it, because it is without a doubt the worst book I have ever read. It is a tour de force of shallow characterization, insipid plot development, and hackneyed writing. You've got to read this book to believe it. It is super, super awesome. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Beth | 10/2/2010

    " While well- written, the twist at the end doesn't justify all the blasphemy of the rest of the book. And although I don't usually spend my day's in worthwhile pursuits, I regret the time I spent reading this. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Marliss | 7/29/2010

    " This was kind of a fun book. It uses humor to make a very important point about how the world views Christians because of how some behave. I found myself reading to find out what happened, and then was caught unaware and impressed by the point that was revealed at the end. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 mykl | 1/27/2010

    " An interesting plot line and intriguing way of writing it, but it took a while to get into it and didn't quite reach my expectations from reading Blackston's other books. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jenny | 1/7/2010

    " A bit odd, in a zany way. A curious perspective, but not bad. I think I'll be taking a break from this author for a while. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Maryjanewallin | 1/24/2009

    " better than I thought it would be. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Keiki | 12/17/2008

    " Hillarious. For the reader confident in his/her doctrine. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Jennifer | 10/31/2008

    " Started off funny and smart, then I realized too far into this book that it was actually pro-Christian propoganda. Go beat someone else over the head with your bible please! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kate | 10/4/2008

    " I bought this because I like the author. I enjoyed it but it feels like it goes on too long. I think it would have done better if it had been shorter. But the end really does justify the story, you just have to stick with it. If you start reading it, I highly recommend finishing it. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Laura | 7/18/2008

    " This was a great book that is a must read for any evangelical that needs to learn not to take themselves too seriously. (It IS supposed to be all about Jesus, right?) "

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About the Narrator

George Wilson (1927–2014) received a bachelor’s degree in English in 1949 from Bucknell University in Lewisburg, Pennsylvania. He was an author and former Washington Post reporter who covered the military from the perspective of soldiers crawling in the mud and from the offices of decision-makers in Washington, and who played a notable role in the Pentagon Papers case.