Orlandito “Dito” Montiel grew up wild in the streets of Astoria, Queens, pulling pranks for Greek and Italian gangsters and confessing at the Church of the Immaculate Conception, gobbling hits of purple mescaline and Old English, sneaking into Times Square whore houses, and at times getting near much graver trouble. Entering adulthood in the eighties, he escapes into the underground and punk cultures of Manhattan.
This is the story of a young man’s hunger for experience, his dawning awareness of the bigger world across the bridge, and the loyalties that bind him to the flawed and desperate “Saints” that have guided his life: Bob Semen, Frank the dog walker, Jimmy Mullen, Cherry Vanilla, Allen Ginsberg, and all the junkies and insaniacs like Santos Antonios who said, “Now, Dito, remember, in life you gotta be crazy.”
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"Rough and tumble memoir about a kid runnin' the streets of Astoria, Queens and eventually singin' some songs, taking a few pix and becoming a friend of Bruce Weber and Allen Ginsberg. Only in New York? Yeah, really. "
— Yvette (5 out of 5 stars)
“[Dito Montiel] howls A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints at a moon that is inside all of us.”
— Brad Gooch, New York Times bestselling author"Montiel tells his entertaining, sad tales with a combination of affection, glee, and nostalgia. He's managed to escape the dismal fate of many of his childhood cohorts, while still cherishing and embracing their humanity."
— Publishers Weekly“Jason Collins manages this directionless assortment of stories magnificently. He holds to a slight Brooklyn accent for Montiel but doesn’t overdo it. Flawlessly, he transitions to other characters with their own vocal quirks and delivers the more emotional moments in a somber and reminiscent tone that enhances Montiel’s words.”
— AudioFile“The writing is rich and brave and Collins’ narration captures all the ironic humor of his prose. Mature YAs will love this.”
— Kliatt" A beautiful memoir about recognizing our teachers, our hearts home, our Saints. "
— Erin, 2/18/2014" I read this book because of seeing the movie. I liked the movie very much, but the book is quite different. For one thing, the movie is drawn from a very small part of the novel. I liked certain aspects of the book, but at times had a hard time understanding the language and what the author was trying to say. I guess you have to grow up in that kind of environment and know the culture. "
— Verna, 2/8/2014" oh new york, new york. "
— Natasha, 1/27/2014" The author was really annoying, there was no structure at all to the book, and after a while, it seems he forgot that he was writing about his "saints" and instead just starting writing random stories from his youth. Seems like he thought he was awesome as a kid, whereas most of us probably thought he was annoying and wished he would go away. It scares me that he's writing another book. "
— Caitlin, 12/24/2013" I read the book after seeing the movie and was a bit disappointed. I think I liked the story of the movie better, as well as the fact that it was a continuous story. However, there were parts of the book that were absolutely superb and that make it worth reading. "
— Lauren, 12/24/2013" B; Okay, interesting life, will have to check out the movie. "
— Cathy, 11/17/2013" Read this book! The story literally grabs you and makes you step in the shoes of Dito. The story overall, is grabbing, read it before watching the movie, nuff said. "
— Arjun, 11/9/2013" Much more significant if you grew up in a NYC bourough or want to understand what it is like - the audio of the book is also excellent "
— Jay, 11/7/2013" after reading about ditto's lifestyle can kind of understand how scattered brained this book is.with that said i really enjoyed it. "
— Rob, 10/27/2013" I really enjoyed this book, particularly the casual narrative style. "
— Jaimi, 9/16/2013" Rough and tumble memoir about a kid runnin' the streets of Astoria, Queens and eventually singin' some songs, taking a few pix and becoming a friend of Bruce Weber and Allen Ginsberg. Only in New York? Yeah, really. "
— Yvette, 5/27/2013" It's basically about people who do nothing but party and fall ass backwards into money. And moral turpitude. "
— Jose, 5/18/2013" It was ok -- I didn't hate it, but I don't really feel like I learned anything from it or was impacted by it in any way. He says outright that he's going for a disjointed, unedited feel with the book, and he certainly achieved that. It was like reading a stranger's moderately interesting blog. "
— Faith, 5/7/2013" 3/4 stars.Great story but I started to get the charecters confused with each other,and I felt that the author rambled a lot. "
— Soapykitty, 4/14/2013" Perhaps not perfectly written/structured, but I loved the humanity of this book. "
— Steph, 4/12/2013" Interesting, but nothing at all like the movie -- which isn't a bad thing, but don't pick this up expecting the feel of the movie (or the storyline). "
— Nathan, 3/26/2012" Dito Montiel wrote a memoir that recalls his rock and roll start in the streets of New York. I found myself looking forward to finding out what kind of misadventure Dito would get into with every chapter. "
— Donna, 3/2/2012" I read this book several times. I even read it once while I was on vacation in New York...stayed in Queens, and visited many of the areas mentioned in the book. That was a blast! Also, the movie is wonderful!! "
— Julie, 1/20/2012" Mind blowing? "
— Jaime, 5/26/2011" I liked it. Not necessarily the greatest writer in the world, but by the end, you know what's important to him, and you agree. "
— Jonathan, 4/12/2011" Reminiscent of the beats, and very enjoyable. The story of the author's upbringing in Queens back in the 80's, when Astoria was still a rough-and-tumble narrative. Robert Downey Jr. stars in the film version. "
— Alissa, 2/4/2011" Dito Montiel wrote a memoir that recalls his rock and roll start in the streets of New York. I found myself looking forward to finding out what kind of misadventure Dito would get into with every chapter. "
— Donna, 1/9/2011" after reading about ditto's lifestyle can kind of understand how scattered brained this book is.with that said i really enjoyed it. "
— Rob, 2/21/2010" self indulgent and kind of bragging but good. the movie is better. "
— Whisky, 12/7/2009" I read the book after seeing the movie and was a bit disappointed. I think I liked the story of the movie better, as well as the fact that it was a continuous story. However, there were parts of the book that were absolutely superb and that make it worth reading. "
— Lauren, 5/9/2009" It was ok -- I didn't hate it, but I don't really feel like I learned anything from it or was impacted by it in any way. He says outright that he's going for a disjointed, unedited feel with the book, and he certainly achieved that. It was like reading a stranger's moderately interesting blog. "
— Faith, 3/16/2009" B; Okay, interesting life, will have to check out the movie. "
— Cathy, 2/17/2009" oh new york, new york. "
— Natasha, 9/22/2008" Much more significant if you grew up in a NYC bourough or want to understand what it is like - the audio of the book is also excellent "
— Jay, 9/21/2008" I read this book several times. I even read it once while I was on vacation in New York...stayed in Queens, and visited many of the areas mentioned in the book. That was a blast! Also, the movie is wonderful!! "
— Julie, 9/12/2008Dito Montiel grew up a punk rock skinhead boxer in Astoria, Queens, was a model for Gianni Versace, signed the first one-million-dollar record deal ever for an underground band with Gutterboy, got KO’d in the Golden Gloves, and has appeared in Vanity Fair, Interview, Details, and numerous other magazines as a writer, musician, and New York personality.
Jason Collins has been seen on numerous stages in the Northwest, including the Seattle Shakespeare Company, Seattle Children’s Theatre, and Seattle Repertory Theatre. He is the recipient of three prestigious Footlight Awards.