A Fate Totally Worse Than Death Audiobook

Welcome to Cliffside High, the school of your nightmares. It's run by the Huns, a ruthless clique of rich students—and, as poor Charity Chase discovers, messing with them can be murder. There's Tiffany, avid reader of every beauty magazine available; Brooke, desperate for a date; Danielle, Al Capone in Miss America's body, with her sights set firmly on a millionaire's son Drew.

Unfortunately, like every other boy at Cliffside, Drew only has eyes for Helga, the ravishing new student from Norway … wherever that may be. As far as Danielle is concerned, Helga could be from another world. In fact, if she doesn't lay off Drew—she just might be. Getting rid of her ought to be as easy as taking candy off a helpless old lady. Only something weird is happening to Danielle and her friends, something much nastier than the horror stories she loves to read, something that can only be described as a fate totally worse than death.

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“Fleischman has written a funny, clever book…Usinga combination of wicked wit and old-fashioned physical comedy, Fleischmanmanages to make the abhorrent triumvirate’s coping with the ravages of old age ludicrousenough to be laughable, and his characters are true originals…There’ll beplenty who’ll love it and be sorry when the rapid-fire high jinks are over andrepugnant Danielle is well on her way to her just reward.”

— Booklist