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100 Animals That Can F*cking End You Audiobook, by Mamadou Ndiaye Play Audiobook Sample

100 Animals That Can F*cking End You Audiobook

100 Animals That Can F*cking End You Audiobook, by Mamadou Ndiaye Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Mamadou Ndiaye Publisher: Voracious Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 1.83 hours at 1.5x Speed 1.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: July 2022 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781668608012

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

98

Longest Chapter Length:

05:01 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

22 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

01:45 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

A wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on Earth from a beloved "AnimalTok" star.

Ever wonder how to tell if a moose is about to subtract you? Curious why you should be terrified of cassowaries, the “velociraptor that time forgot?” Questioning whether that cute baby hippo is actually a homicidal maniac in the making? Yea, so was Mamadou Ndiaye . . . and now he's got your answers.

 

100 Animals That Can F*cking End You is the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident. These include:

 

• The massive Southern elephant seal, which "is built like a truck with the personality of a Spring Break frat boy"

• Sperm whales with a call so strong it can vibrate you to death

• A golf-ball-sized octopus that can erase twenty-six people with one bite

• Hyenas, which have no qualms eating their prey while it is still alive

• A snake so quick it can strike you three times before you blink

You’ll learn not only which animals to avoid, but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean. Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power.



This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world.

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