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The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead Audiobook

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Read By: Marc Cashman Publisher: Random House Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.83 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: September 2006 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780739342732

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

137

Longest Chapter Length:

05:43 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:39 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

03:47 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

10

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Publisher Description

From the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller, World War ZThe Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain. Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don’t need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

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"Once Brooks gets going with this unusual manual, it gets better and better. The beginning, for any normal fan of zombie lore, will read much like common sense, but once he hits page 100, it is nonstop insanity up until the very end. Interesting read, and I hope the very same for World War Z."

— Kyle (4 out of 5 stars)

Awards

  • A New York Times bestseller

The Zombie Survival Guide Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.88235294117647 out of 53.88235294117647 out of 53.88235294117647 out of 53.88235294117647 out of 53.88235294117647 out of 5 (3.88)
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  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I read this on my Nook Color. I did not expect it to be so short (60 pg) but it was ok for what it was. I think the point of the book is more the illustrations than the text, and the illustrations are intense! I can't say that I really enjoyed them (not my kind of thing) but the artist is clearly very talented. "

    — Lilyfern, 2/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Had to give up on this one - "

    — Charity, 2/6/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Loved the entire book except for the last part with the recorded attacks. I would have given the book 5 stars but i found the ending to be too boring. "

    — Mrj314, 2/4/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Fantastically convincing guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse. "

    — Phil, 2/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Extremely realistic and practical - which can make for dry reading. The section on recorded zombie attacks is fun. "

    — Rob, 1/21/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Every person needs to read this for the coming zombie apocalypse!!!!!! "

    — Faye, 1/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Love it! We've got our plan and all our friends have told us they're coming to us during the Zombie Apocalypse because we've got a plan. :) "

    — Christine, 1/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very interesting! Enjoyed reading it very much. My son, who is 12 and read it before I did, enjoyed it as well. "

    — Lee, 1/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I would say it's a bit of "light reading" for those who are veterans to the Zombie genre. "

    — Heather, 1/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " SERIOUSLY SO SO SO GOOD. Not only did I learn about the history of past zombie encounters, I also learned how to survive in an inevitable Zombie outbreak! "

    — Maureen, 11/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " the sort-of prequel to WWZ, though this isn't a novel. it actually is a zombie survival guide. protip: avoid cars, but dirt bikes work in a pinch "

    — Sam, 10/31/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This book felt like a some what clever joke that ran on too long. The Forrest Gumpy historical tales were better than the survival guide part but they too felt repetitive. "

    — Mike, 9/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " A must read for any true Zombie fan. "

    — Amy, 8/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I am so gonna die if the zombie apocalypse comes. "

    — Chris, 5/4/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Fun book to read if you take it with a pinch of salt. Some funny lines too. "

    — Callum, 4/25/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " If you want to know how to survive a hypothetical zombie outbreak...this book is for you. Told in a serious way if such a thing were to happen. Let's hope it dosen't. ;) "

    — Rick, 12/19/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " It was very informational and easy to remember. It had wonderful descriptions and I could really tell that the writer had put a lot of research and thought into this peace. It was a bit humorous and that made it all the more fun to read. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book. "

    — Sadie, 11/22/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Great Read, somehowa the WWZ didn't catch my interest as much as this one. "

    — Stoyan, 10/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Quite educational. "

    — Sandy, 6/8/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " My favorite book to quote from to my zombie loving friends. :) "

    — Katie, 4/26/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Clever and entertaining, but a little long for what it was. I lost interest partway in but made myself power through to the end. "

    — Elizabeth, 12/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I've read this book at least 7 times and I love it every time. I love Max Brooks so much for making this. "

    — Dillon, 12/17/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I love this book! It will always be one of my favorites. I re-read this at least a few times every year. "

    — Jennifer, 11/4/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I'm ill-prepared. "

    — Josh, 8/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I really enjoyed this book. I do believe that now, after this book I am prepared for the dead to reanimate. "

    — Shane, 7/31/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Not a true read like World War Z but still pretty fun. "

    — Alexander, 5/22/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Most of the stuff in the book is common sense. The part where Max Brooks enumerated the weapons felt like he was just adding filler. I guess my expectations were unwarranted. It does say 'guide' on the cover. "

    — William, 5/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Es un manual... y quedas con la sensación de que DEBES ir a comprar ese machete... sólo por si acaso... "

    — Speedy, 5/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I met Max Brooks, and he's a dick... but he puts a lot of thought into what would REALLY happen in a zombie apocalypse, and entertaining reading trumps dickitude almost every time. "

    — Comedian999, 5/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This is an indispensible guide to survival in the coming apocalypse. Read it, learn it, and be ready, or else you will be consumed like all the rest. "

    — Kevin, 5/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Absolutely essential guide in these trying times. Don't face the next decade without it. "

    — Danimau, 5/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Great book! A must have for every person who yearns to learn more about the undead. "

    — Ashley, 5/7/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Starts off really engaging and humorous. But, then quickly trails off and becomes mundane. Good book, however, I have found myself only reading to finish the book on principle. Already looking for something else to read........ "

    — Jonathan, 5/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Make sure you're prepared. This guide is a must read to survive the coming zombie horde. And waiting til you see a zombie just won't cut it. Prepare now. Entertaining read as you're instructed in all seriousness how to survive. "

    — Chris, 5/5/2011

About Max Brooks

Max Brooks is a senior nonresident fellow at the Modern War Institute at West Point and the Atlantic Council’s Brent Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security. His bestselling books include Minecraft: The Island, The Zombie Survival Guide, and World War Z, which was adapted into a 2013 movie starring Brad Pitt. His graphic novels include The Harlem Hellfighters.

About Marc Cashman

Marc Cashman, Earphones Award–winning narrator, was named one of the “Best Voices of the Year” by AudioFile magazine. His voice can be heard on radio, television, film, and video games. He also instructs voice actors through his classes, The Cashman Cache of Voice-Acting Techniques, in Los Angeles.