An ax-wielding monk hacks at
the door. Toby Peters is on the other side, running as fast as his recently
broken leg will allow. Alongside him is Salvador Dali, dressed in a rabbit
suit, emphatically muttering “grasshoppers” as they try to make their escape.
Dali insists on being carried across the lawn, so Peters hobbles along with the
surrealist in his arms. They get in the car just as the monk chops down the
front door. The car doesn’t start, and the monk charges silently, ax held
aloft. And this isn’t even the strangest thing that has happened to Toby Peters
Life has been peculiar ever
since the call came from Dali’s wife. Peters, suffering from post–New Year’s
celebration malaise, was happy to look into the theft of three of Dali’s
paintings. He had no idea, however, that the investigation might end with his
face being literally turned into something resembling abstract art. Download and start listening now!