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Comedienne Mo'Nique, the bold, classy, sitcom star, Queen of Comedy, and two-time NAACP Image Award winner is at it again. This time she proves once and for all that Skinny Women Are Evil. Mo'Nique shares her tales of frustration in a world designed for the skinny, and lets us in on the tricks and manipulation that finally led her to declare the truth about the real weight-challenged. From travel, exercise, and raising kids, to shopping, dining out, and sex, she tackles the everyday things that make life tough for Fabulous and Thick (F.A.T.) girls.
With Mo's handy Thin-O-Meter as a guide, you'll know immediately whether you're dealing with a skinny evil woman whose goal is to control and change the F.A.T., or a cool thin one who's big at heart. As Mo'Nique puts it, if after two bites of food she proclaims, "I'm stuffed," she's evil. If she asks if you're pregnant, and you're not, then chances are she's evil.
Whether you tip the scales at a puny 100 pounds, or weigh in at a voluptuous 225, Skinny Women Are Evil is filled with stories and observations only this comedy heavyweight can bring. So, sit back and get comfortable. After listening to Skinny Women Are Evil, you'll be singing the praises of FATTY girls, too!
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"Mo'Nique tells it like it is from a fat girl's perspective. This book kinda made me wish I was even fatter. The book is fuckin' hilarious, but that's to be expected since Mo'Nique wrote it. I also have Mo's cookbook. All the recipes sound awesome, but I can't cook."
— Amanda (5 out of 5 stars)
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“As a comedic actress, she has proven to be one of the best in the business. As a woman and friend, she’s one of the most endearing people I know. Now as an author, she shows us her humanness with a touch of laughter on the side. Don’t sleep on Skinny Women Are Evil—it will help you see life from a whole new perspective!”
— Patti LaBelle
Skinny Women Are Evil Listener Reviews
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" This book helped me to love myself. If I don't love myself, then no one else will. "
— Tiffany, 1/17/2014 -
" This book is terrible. I have read it upwards of a thousand times. "
— Kaeleigh, 1/1/2014 -
" i think she was thinking of me when she wrote this book.LOL "
— Marie, 12/27/2013 -
" I was in middle school when I read this. It was hilarious then but now I can't really get into Monique on stage or on paper. "
— Taylor, 12/23/2013 -
" I love this book because Mo'Nique talks about how she is Proud to be a F.A.T. woman (Fabulous and Thick) Or P.H.A.T (Pretty, Hot, And Thick) she makes you embrace what you look like on the outs side of your body and also teaches you that being skinny is not always a good thing. "
— Sylvia, 12/11/2013 -
" got this book for free from working at torrid. I couldn't finish it. It just didn't interest me. "
— Priscilla, 11/8/2013 -
" I loved this book when I first read it she is so silly and as serious as a heaert beat in this book and she is telling it like it need to be told. "
— Denise, 6/5/2013 -
" Very funny.It's a good book to read if you need a laugh.Although I think in some parts she was to hard on skinny women.Everyones body is different and some people are just naturally thin. "
— Soapykitty, 11/24/2012 -
" As always, this is one my favorite books. Funny as hell, crazy, informative, inspiring and empowering. "
— Emily, 9/6/2012 -
" This book is about Mo'nique having hatred about skinny women. Her experience with skinny women has caused her to write her whole book about skinny evil women and how they get more respect from people and how big women dont. I would recommand becausse its really funny "
— Lovely, 3/22/2012 -
" I enjoyed this book so much, as I am an avid Mo'Nique fan! Laugh out loud funny like only Mo'Nique can! "
— LaSonya, 11/27/2011 -
" funny book...... :0) "
— MONICA, 9/9/2011 -
" I love this book. Finally someone proud of their size. It was just play funny. "
— Latinveela84, 8/10/2011 -
" This is a very inspirational book for the ones of you with low self esteem. Mo tells it like it is and then some....holding nothing back. "
— Trenia, 7/3/2011 -
" I've always loved Mo'Nique. She's hilarious, real and inspiring. I admire her and all she has accomplished. "
— Natalie, 5/18/2011 -
" Good book... not the deepest book, and not incredibly well written, but lots of fun! And a good pick-me-up for those of us with a few curves on us. "
— Emily, 5/2/2011 -
" I thought this book was going to be funny. But, I found Mo'Nique to be obnoxious and not funny. Maybe it's just me, but she rubbed me the wrong way. "
— Leslie, 1/13/2011 -
" This book is about Mo'nique having hatred about skinny women. Her experience with skinny women has caused her to write her whole book about skinny evil women and how they get more respect from people and how big women dont. I would recommand becausse its really funny<br/> "
— Lovely, 12/7/2010 -
" I've always loved Mo'Nique. She's hilarious, real and inspiring. I admire her and all she has accomplished. "
— Natalie, 9/27/2009 -
" I loved this book when I first read it she is so silly and as serious as a heaert beat in this book and she is telling it like it need to be told. "
— Denise, 7/9/2009 -
" I love this book because Mo'Nique talks about how she is Proud to be a F.A.T. woman (Fabulous and Thick) Or P.H.A.T (Pretty, Hot, And Thick) she makes you embrace what you look like on the outs side of your body and also teaches you that being skinny is not always a good thing. "
— Sylvia, 1/1/2009 -
" I love this book. Finally someone proud of their size. It was just play funny. "
— Latinveela84, 11/11/2008 -
" Mo'Nique is funny and definitely represent the bigg gurls! <br/>The book was OK and it kept me entertained. "
— Skyesdalimit, 9/10/2008 -
" This is a very inspirational book for the ones of you with low self esteem. Mo tells it like it is and then some....holding nothing back. "
— Trenia, 8/7/2008 -
" This book helped me to love myself. If I don't love myself, then no one else will. "
— Tiffany, 7/27/2008 -
" Good book... not the deepest book, and not incredibly well written, but lots of fun! And a good pick-me-up for those of us with a few curves on us. "
— Emily, 2/2/2008 -
" I thought this book was going to be funny. But, I found Mo'Nique to be obnoxious and not funny. Maybe it's just me, but she rubbed me the wrong way. "
— Leslie, 8/16/2007
About Mo'Nique
Mo’Nique is an award-winning comedienne, actress, and author. A self-proclaimed voice for full-figured women, she wrote the bestselling books Skinny Women Are Evil and Skinny Cooks Can’t Be Trusted in which she shares her experiences and philosophies. She hosted the first televised beauty competition and boot camp for plus-sized women, Mo’Nique’s F.A.T. Chance, giving Oxygen the highest-rated show in the history of the network.