Normally, I was more of a cat person. As in, if I had to choose who lives, I'm going to take the cat nine times out of ten. It's not that I particularly like cats, I just don't particularly like most people.
My neighbor wasn't most people. He lived in the apartment across the hall, and he was your typical, buttoned-up, fancy shoes, smells like a Calvin Klein commercial, looks like he actually flosses kind of guy. I mean, seriously? Wasn't flossing just made up by dentists so they could go on their little power trips once every six months?
The point was, this guy very obviously had his life all put together. He was Mr. Perfect, and If you asked me, he needed to be brought down a few pegs to wallow with the rest of us.
Cue his long, thick, package penetrating my tight little mailbox.
I accidentally dropped a knife on the package a few times back in my apartment. It basically sprang open on its own, and I had no choice but to look inside. His dirty little secret was staring me right in the face. As it turned out, Mr. Perfect wasn't so perfect. Who knew?
Hint: I knew. And I was absolutely going to enjoy every second of what was coming.
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About Penelope Bloom
Penelope Bloom, an Amazon Bestselling author, loves to write stories about sinfully tempting bad boys and the women they crave. Her stories are always steamy, action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to leave you breathless. She stepped away from her job as a high school teacher to pursue her dream of writing to show her daughters that nothing is impossible. Penelope enjoys connecting with readers on Facebook, too. You can find her at https://www.facebook.com/PenelopeBloomRomance/?fref=ts.
About the Narrators
Alexander Cendese is a New York–based actor and narrator whose credits include roles on and off Broadway, in films, and on popular television shows, including Law & Order: SVU and All My Children. He holds a BFA from the Carnegie Mellon School of Drama.
C. J. Bloom is an actress and voice-over artist. She can be heard on commercials, video games, and promos. C. J. comes to narration with a passion for performance along with the capability to span several genres, from romance to children’s literature and thrillers.