That's what the last girl I slept with said when she got her first sober glimpse of me. She laughed, walked out of my penthouse—and I never saw her again. It doesn't matter that I'm a rich, professional athlete; what mattered was my face.
Beauty might only be skin deep for some—but I know better.
That's what the last girl I spoke to said over the phone when I made her an offer she couldn't refuse. Desperate to sell a set of rare baseball cards, she's clever and entertaining. I'm instantly smitten, but nowhere ready to reveal myself. Thank god she has no idea who I am—or what I look like.
I'm a professional athlete—how hard can playing the love game be?
Contains mature themes.
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About Sara Ney
Sara Ney is the USA Today bestselling author of the How to Date a Douchebag series, and is best known for her sexy, laugh-out-loud new adult romances.
About the Narrators
Alexander Cendese is a New York–based actor and narrator whose credits include roles on and off Broadway, in films, and on popular television shows, including Law & Order: SVU and All My Children. He holds a BFA from the Carnegie Mellon School of Drama.
Mia Madison hails from New York City and lives and works in Venice Beach, California. A lifelong lover of storytelling, she brings to her work an extensive theater background and an obsession with stories of love lost and found. She is a graduate of New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts.