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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (2,664 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Sue Limb Narrator: Katherine Kellgren Publisher: Penguin Random House Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Life was tragic enough before this spring started. With a distinct lack of boobage and an arse so big that birds of prey could nest within its shadows, Jess Jordan is saddled with the Goddess Flora for a best friend, a Britney Spears look-alike so gorgeous that one grain of her divine dandruff could make the blind see again. Jess knows that her soul mate is Ben Jones, a divine mixture of Leonardo diCaprio, Prince William, and Brad Pitt who oozes mystery and charisma. But the campaign to get Ben to notice her brings on a cavalcade of mortification and disaster, including, but not limited to, a minestrone soup explosion that takes place in her bra and a schoolwide viewing of a videotape that features a topless Jess referring to her breasts as “Bonnie” and “Clyde.”

Meanwhile, Jess’s death-obsessed Granny moves into her bedroom, along with her grandfather’s remains; her hypochondriac dad, who sends her daily “horrorscopes” like “You will fall asleep with your mouth open, and a family of earwigs will move in,” acts strange about Jess staying with him this summer; and her longtime friend Fred, a television violence addict and closet thumbsucker, has decided that he can’t stand being around her. Jess is determined to make things right . . . but with her offbeat sense of humor and her wildly active imagination, things get complicated along the way.

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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Ariel | 2/12/2014

    " Hilarious! One of the funnest books I have ever read. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Kim | 2/11/2014

    " I read this book when I was about 11. I ended up reading it twice so I must have enjoyed it (: "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Aida | 2/3/2014

    " This is a very funny book. It reminds me of the Georgia Nicholoson series. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Desi | 1/29/2014

    " good book and had me laughing the whole way though "

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