Tony James Slater is back!
This time he’s got only one thing on his mind:
Getting married.
According to Bill Shakespeare, the path of true love never did run smooth . . .
And this is Tony; nothing ever runs smoothly for him.
So the path of true love is about to beat him around the head with a snow shovel.
It started so well—with a proposal that left bite marks, and Tony selling his body to medical science in exchange for the wedding budget.
But there were bound to be hiccups.
Like his fiancé not being allowed into the country . . .
Join in the hilarious antics, as Tony and his bride-to-be fend off randy camels, rapacious rodents, and gigantic cardboard underpants—whilst traveling to Spain, the Middle East, and all over England.
This is a story of life, death, love, marriage, and everything in between.
It’s also the story of how not to plan a wedding.
And don’t get me started on the honeymoon!
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Tony James Slater is a very, very strange man. He believes himself to be indestructible, despite considerable evidence to the contrary. He is often to be found making strange faces whilst pretending to be attacked by inanimate objects. And sometimes-not always, but often enough to be of concern-his testicles hang out of the holes in his trousers. It is for this reason (amongst others) that he chooses to spend his life far from mainstream civilization, tackling ridiculous challenges and subjecting himself to constant danger. He gets hurt quite a lot.
Tim Campbell, winner of AudioFile Earphones Awards, is a narrator and actor based in Los Angeles, California. He studied at the University of California and earned a BA in music and theater and a certification from the prestigious Great Books program at Pepperdine University, where he graduated magna cum laude. He is also a classically trained singer and performs regularly with the Los Angeles Master Chorale and Los Angeles Opera Chorus, as well as on studio soundtracks for film and television.