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The Chaos Apple: Magic & Discordianism for the Postmodern Witch Audiobook, by Thumper Forge Play Audiobook Sample

The Chaos Apple: Magic & Discordianism for the Postmodern Witch Audiobook

The Chaos Apple: Magic & Discordianism for the Postmodern Witch Audiobook, by Thumper Forge Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Tim Fannon Publisher: Tantor Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.13 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: November 2025 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9798318513701

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

16

Longest Chapter Length:

36:12 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

10:45 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

23:49 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

Blending the cosmic giggles of Discordianism with the reality-warping wizardry of Chaos Magic, this book is your ticket to the wildest magical ride this side of the multiverse.

Step into the swirling vortex of Chaos Witchcraft with Thumper Forge's mind-bending guide and prepare to have your magical reality turned inside out as you dance with Eris, the cosmic trickster herself. Forge, a Chaos Witch extraordinaire and Gardnerian Wiccan, serves as your witty tour guide through the topsy-turvy realms of Chaos Magic and Discordianism. Learn to bend belief like a spoon, craft sigils that make the universe giggle, and summon parking spots with the grace of a sorcerer.

With a wink and a cackle, Forge teaches you to embrace the absurd, harness the power of paradigm parkour, and discover why sometimes the most powerful magic comes with a side of laughter.

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About Tim Fannon

Tim Fannon is an actor, director, and teaching artist living in Los Angeles. He received his MFA in acting from Brooklyn College and has studied Shakespeare at the Royal National Theatre and the British Academy of Dramatic Arts in London, and in Stratford-upon-Avon with the Royal Shakespeare Company.