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Not My Type: One Woman vs. a President Audiobook
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A hilarious, hopeful, revelatory behind the scenes account of the trials that riveted the nation
You’ve heard about the tantrums, the seething, the storming out of court, yes. But what about E. Jean’s side of the story? What about the flight suits, the bottle of green Chartreuse, and the bob?
Not My Type puts you in a better seat than the jury box.
You will hear Alina Habba, Esq., “Trump’s most beautiful attorney,” asking E. Jean to “list” the people she has “slept with”—a list which turns out to be so marvelous, it is worth twice the price of this book. You will experience the fear and loathing of E. Jean’s “psychiatric evaluations,” and hear how she tries to cheer up Trump’s gloomy, $750-an-hour shrink by telling him about the strange white tablet Hunter S. Thompson gave her.
You will be in on the choosing of the “clothes for court,” and the creation of “the look”: a look that will help the jury connect the younger E. Jean who is attacked by Trump in Bergdorf’s with the older E. Jean who sits in the courtroom.
It’s all here: two dazzling trials, the full-tilt high stakes, the laugh-out-loud commentary, and the inspiring fact that a woman is never too old to get even.
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“Hearing E. Jean Carroll describe that courtroom battle in her own smoky, mirth-filled drawl is an experience too delicious for the printed page. Which is why you shouldn’t read Not My Type—you should listen to it.”
— Washington Post (starred audio review)
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“A breezy read, packed with revenge, joy, and barbed wit.”
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“Carroll’s account of the trial is delivered in her idiosyncratic, buoyant style…and includes courtroom transcripts that are peppered with her colorful commentary.”
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“Blending courtroom transcripts with her raw, often humorous stream-of-consciousness, Carroll brings an intimate and comedic lens to the trials.”
— Newsweek -
“A breezily barbed account of the author’s years battling Donald Trump in court…Carroll is a keen observer of all that goes on, with her sardonic title taking on great significance at a key moment…Unexpectedly entertaining.”
— Kirkus Reviews (starred review) -
“Uses quick asides, charming anecdotes, goofball humor, and court transcripts to detail her fight against the most powerful man in America, it feels hopeful.”
— MSNBC
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A New York Times Bestseller
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An Amazon.com Bestseller
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One of Barnes & Noble Top 10 Books of the Week
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A New York Times Bestseller in Audio
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A USA Today Bestseller
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An Indiebound Indie bestseller
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A Slate Magazine Pick of Best Audiobooks of 2025
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About E. Jean Carroll
E. Jean Carroll is a journalist and the author of five books, including a biography of Hunter S. Thompson. She has written for Rolling Stone, Outside, Vanity Fair, Esquire, New York, and The Atlantic. She was named one of Time's Most Influential People in the World in 2024.