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Don’t Tell Me How to Die: A Novel Audiobook, by Marshall Karp Play Audiobook Sample

Don’t Tell Me How to Die: A Novel Audiobook

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Read By: January LaVoy Publisher: Blackstone Publishing Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 6.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: March 2025 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9798874824457

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

75

Longest Chapter Length:

16:08 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

04:02 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

07:38 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

18
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Publisher Description

I have one thing to do before I die.

And time is running out.

I had it all: a fantastic husband, two great kids, an exciting career. And then, at the age of forty-three, I found out I would be dead before my next birthday. 

My mother also died at forty-three. I was seventeen, and she warned me that women would flock to my suddenly single father like stray cats to an overturned milk truck. They did. And one absolutely evil woman practically destroyed his life, mine, and my sister’s.

I am not letting that happen to my family.

I have three months, and I plan to spend every waking minute searching for the perfect woman to take my place as Alex’s wife, and mother to Kevin and Katie.

You’re probably thinking, she’ll never do it. Did I mention that in high school I was voted “Most Likely to Kill Someone to Get What She Wants”?               

From thriller writer Marshall Karp (cocreator with James Patterson of the #1 New York Times bestselling NYPD Red series), and rich with Karp’s deft array of three-dimensional characters and his signature biting humor, Don’t Tell Me How to Die has so many twists and turns, you’d swear he wrote it with a corkscrew.

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“An engrossing confluence of humor, emotion, and suspense that never lets readers’ attention stray…Don’t Tell Me How to Die is more than the usual thriller; it is a candid look at family ties and love and the things we do to protect those in our lives we cherish most. This is must-reading for fans of smart storytelling and deep emotional resonance—a showcase for the unquestionable talent of Karp.”

— Suspense Magazine

Quotes

  • “Marshall Karp had me in the palm of his hands. A riveting narrative that pulls the rug out from under you with every twist. Storytelling doesn’t get better than this.”

    — Peter James, #1 Sunday Times bestselling author
  • “Don’t Tell Me How to Die is a departure from typical crime thrillers as it ventures down the lane of a family drama before it switches gears and hightails into an intense and creepy story all the while keeping you guessing as to what is really going on. Marshall Karp does not disappoint.”

    — The Best Thriller Books
  • “A razor-sharp domestic thriller about a dying woman’s desperate mission to handpick her husband’s next wife—and she’ll stop at nothing to get the job done. Darkly funny and relentlessly suspenseful, Karp displays every skill as one of the greatest storytellers of our generation.”

    — Joe Donahue, host of The Book Show on NPR
  • “This riveting page-turner has all the suspense, twists, and sly humor one enjoys in a Marshall Karp thriller…You may pick up this book for the joy ride of the plot, but you’ll be haunted by the humanity of the characters."

    — Glynnis Campbell, USA Today bestselling author
  • “I’ve lost track of time. Thanks to frequent number one New York Times bestseller Marshall Karp’s deft storytelling, his likable, unpredictable characters, and the hairpin curves I never saw coming, Don’t Tell Me How to Die gripped me from page one to the end in a single two-day binge. I wanted more.”

    — Maxine Paetro, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Women’s Murder Club series with James Patterson

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About Marshall Karp

Marshall Karp is a #1 New York Times bestselling author, screenwriter, documentarian, and playwright. He cocreated the NYPD Red series with James Patterson and now continues the high-octane thrillers on his own. His latest novel, Don’t Tell Me How to Die, starts as a poignant family drama and turns—quietly, ruthlessly—into a psychological thriller driven by buried truths and gasp-worthy reveals. Readers are calling it one of the twistiest, most addictive thrillers of the year. His earlier work also includes the fan-favorite Lomax and Biggs novels.  Marshall’s passions include his family; his emotionally needy rescue dog, Charlie; and helping new writers find their voice. For over twenty years, he has worked closely with Vitamin Angels, a global charity that delivers lifesaving nutrients to more than seventy million mothers and children around the world.

Check out KarpKills.com for free chapters, blunt advice for aspiring writers, and unexpected extras for readers who want to go beyond the book. 

About January LaVoy

January LaVoy, winner of numerous awards for narration, was named a Golden Voice by AudioFile magazine in 2019. She is an American actress best known for her character Noelle Ortiz on the ABC daytime drama One Life to Live. In addition to working extensively in narration and television, including roles on Law & Order and All My Children, she has worked on and off Broadway as well as in regional theater.