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Big Dumb Eyes: Stories from a Simpler Mind Audiobook, by Nate Bargatze Play Audiobook Sample

Big Dumb Eyes: Stories from a Simpler Mind Audiobook

Big Dumb Eyes: Stories from a Simpler Mind Audiobook, by Nate Bargatze Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Nate Bargatze Publisher: Grand Central Publishing Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.50 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: May 2025 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781668648421

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

33

Longest Chapter Length:

32:35 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

09 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

12:37 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1
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Publisher Description

AN INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

AN INSTANT USA TODAY AND INDIE BESTSELLER 

From one of the hottest stand-up comedians, Nate Bargatze brings his everyman comedy to the page in this hilarious collection of personal stories, opinions, and confessions. 

Nate Bargatze used to be a genius. That is, until the summer after seventh grade when he slipped, fell off a cliff, hit his head on a rock, and “my skull got, like, dented or something.” Before this accident, he dreamed of being “an electric engineer, or a doctor that does brain stuff, or a math teacher who teaches the hardest math on earth.” Afterwards, all he could do was stand-up comedy.* But the “brain stuff” industry’s loss is everyone else’s gain because Nate went on to become one of today’s top-grossing comedians, breaking both attendance and streaming records. 

​In his highly anticipated first book, Nate talks about life as a non-genius. From stories about his first car (named Old Blue, a clunky Mazda with a tennis ball stick shift) and his travels as a Southerner (Northerners like to ask if he believes in dinosaurs), to tales of his first apartment where he was almost devoured by rats and his many debates with his wife over his chores, his diet, and even his definition of “shopping.” He also reflects on such heady topics as his irrational passion for Vandy football and the mysterious origins of sushi (how can a California roll come from old-time Japan?). 

BIG DUMB EYES is full of heart. It will make readers laugh out loud and nod in recognition, but it probably won’t make them think too much.

*Nate’s family disputes this entire story. 

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"Nate's book is every bit as funny as his shows. Loved it!"

— Kirk Findley (5 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • One of the top up-and-coming comics.

    — Jim Gaffigan to Esquire
  • Bargatze has been a comic for 20 years, and created a style uniquely his own by recognizing the humor in small things. But it also nails just about everyone else, too.

    — Variety
  • [I]n an era where most comedians and late-night talk show hosts serve up incisive, polarizing takes on the issues of the day, Bargatze stands out for sticking to what he does know: chain restaurants, parenting, marriage, weird animal encounters, the South, and the absurdity of human interaction. What’s more, he works clean, and without a trace of mean-spiritedness in his material.

    — Vanity Fair

Awards

  • A #1 New York Times Bestseller
  • An Amazon Bestseller
  • A USA Today Bestseller
  • A New York Times Bestseller in Audio

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