You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again (Abridged): One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up Audiobook

" I love a memoir, especially an amusing one. I admit, I picked it up because of the provocative title, but it is really the story of the author growing up, getting her education, finding her true calling, and eventually, finding love. It is not great literature by any stretch of the imagination, but if you want a book to read by the fire on a Sunday afternoon that will make you laugh, then this is a good choice. "

" fun read. trials and tribulations of dating and being a virgin. "

" While I thought some parts of this book were funny, most parts I just found to be lacking the humor that the first two Chelsea Handler books had. I ended up bringing this back not even halfway into it. "

" Not one of my favorites. She's not as funny as she thinks she is. "

" It was a fun read at times. Way to self indulgent at times and overconfidence I don't think she deserves to have because she ain't that cute to begin with. Chelsea Handler is funnier than Heather McDonald. "

" Not my proudest read, but boy is she funny!!!! :) "

" This book's only redeeming quality is that my sweetheart is reading it to me. "

" Quick read. Not fabulous, but not bad either. It would be a good mindless beach read. "

" Disappointing. Not very funny and full of run-on rambling sentences. I love Heather McDonald, but hate her book. Sorry boo. :( "

" I'm giving this three stars as there were many points of the book that were hilarious but other parts were a little flat. I've watched her on Chelsea Handler for a few years now and think she is incredibly funny. "

" Written by a friend of mine from college - funny stuff! "

" It's not life changing but I don't think a book with "blue balls" in the title is necessarily supposed to be... "

" I thought this would be a funny book to read. Turns out Heather is much more shallow than funny. "

" This book had several horrible reviews which initially turned me off. However, I thought the book was pretty funny. I liked it and am not sad I read it. "

" I was expecting a super funny read since I absolutely love Heather on Chelsea Lately, but this book was a total let down. It was slow moving and had too many unnecessary details. I was expecting something way funnier "

" After reading a few heavy books I wanted something light and funny. Mainly about the author/comedian's dating relationships before meeting her husband. There were some funny parts. "

" Very funny....good beach book or train "

" Heather McDonald is a hilarious comedian, but this book wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. Although some parts were great, I didn't really find it that interesting. "

" This book had me laughing out loud often and I found myself relating to some of the situations, saying "I've done that!" "

" cute book. not hilariously laugh out loud funny, but was amusing. "

" This was ok. It gets a little repetative. I know she was in a sorority. I get it. But she mentions is in every.single.chapter. It did have some funny parts, and I love me some long boobs, so it was worth a little tub reading. "

" Not as fun as Chelsea Handler but a good beach read "

" If you want to read a lot about dry humping this book is for you! If you want a good laugh, move on. I had high hopes for this book and it was a let down. Her real life is not as funny as she thinks it is...some humor is in it, yes. Would I recommend it...NO! "

" Easy read. It was laugh out loud funny! I highly recommend. "

" Perfect for any former sorority girl!! "

" I couldnt not wait to read this book. Too bad it sucked. Not funny at all.... "

" Well if you don't like very vulgar frank language this isn't the book for you that's for sure.. i picked it up laughing at the back...i didn't really know what i was getting into but it was very funny in a very out there way... not the norm for me but i did enjoy it..lol "

" Thought this would fill my Chelsea Handler void but it didn't. I found the book really slow going and annoyed at how annoying Heather was! "

" Thought this book was going to be hilarious and I got through it without finding a single part that I would consider so. Very slow moving. Not really funny at all....just not that great. "

" Heather McDonald from Chelsea Latley. Comedic stories about her quests and failures to loose her virginity. Very enjoyable read, if you like Chelsea Handler's books you will like this! "

" Hilarious. Can't wait to see her on the Chelsea tour! "

" It was a fun read at times. Way to self indulgent at times and overconfidence I don't think she deserves to have because she ain't that cute to begin with. Chelsea Handler is funnier than Heather McDonald. "

" While some of the stories were hysterically funny, I had a really hard time jumping into this book.In many of the short stories, McDonald simply came across as shallow. I can usually finish a book of this nature in a day or two. This one took me over a month. "

" Perfect for any former sorority girl!! "

" fun read. trials and tribulations of dating and being a virgin. "

" Ok, so it's not The Help but it was a funny, fun read that kept me laughing the whole way through. I really enjoyed it and recommend it for anyone looking for a light read. "

" Written by a friend of mine from college - funny stuff! "

" Apparently she was raised with the same teachings about sex that I was... "