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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (1,472 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Heather McDonald Narrator: Heather McDonald Publisher: Brilliance Audio Format: Abridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin.

As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do it until well after her friends had been deflowered. As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, Thank God, Heather waited 27 years to lose her virginity or she wouldn't have any material for this book.

Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike putting out, blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love - and, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.

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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Karen Wherlock | 2/19/2014

    " I love a memoir, especially an amusing one. I admit, I picked it up because of the provocative title, but it is really the story of the author growing up, getting her education, finding her true calling, and eventually, finding love. It is not great literature by any stretch of the imagination, but if you want a book to read by the fire on a Sunday afternoon that will make you laugh, then this is a good choice. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Jennifer | 2/1/2014

    " fun read. trials and tribulations of dating and being a virgin. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 by Ashley | 1/28/2014

    " While I thought some parts of this book were funny, most parts I just found to be lacking the humor that the first two Chelsea Handler books had. I ended up bringing this back not even halfway into it. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Denise Doyle | 1/19/2014

    " Not one of my favorites. She's not as funny as she thinks she is. "

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