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Download Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman Audiobook (Unabridged)

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3.15 out of 53.15 out of 53.15 out of 53.15 out of 53.15 out of 5 3.15 (0 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Lisa Scottoline Narrator: Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella Publisher: Macmillan Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: November 2009 ISBN:
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A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the New York Times best-selling author of Look Again

At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007, and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there's only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I'm Italian. The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline.

In this collection, you'll laugh about:

  • Being caught braless in the emergency room
  • Betty and Veronica's Life Lessons for Girls
  • A man's most important body part
  • Interrupting as an art form
  • A religion men and women can worship
  • Real estate ads as porn
  • Spanx are public enemy number one
  • And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!

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    Listener Opinions

    • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Victoria | 5/12/2011

      " Lisa Scottoline is one funny, amusing lady. A glimpse into the life of one my favorite female heroine genre writers. "

    • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Kelly | 5/9/2011

      " Very amusing. It was great when the book club needed a break from some intense reading. "

    • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Lisa | 5/9/2011

      " Title has nothing to do with book. Short essays on one womans gripes with the world. Uninspired. "

    • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Meg | 5/2/2011

      " Very entertaining. Nice writing style, honest stories. Her family is a scream. "

    • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jennifer | 5/1/2011

      " I can't really remember it but I know I listened to it. "

    • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Sharon | 4/22/2011

      " Funny. I could relate to a lot of what the author mentioned as we're close to the same age. "

    • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Clearym | 4/19/2011

      " Clever, humorous, light and sentimental. Some of her witticisms reminded me of Chelsea H, but a lot "cleaner". "

    • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 H3yd00 | 3/28/2011

      " Funny book. I've never read her thrillers, but this book was entertaining. May have to check out her fiction now. "

    • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Mary | 3/24/2011

      " Loved this book. Couldn't put down only because each story was better than the previous. Will read all of these column-type books by this author. "

    • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Irene | 3/22/2011

      " Delightful, laugh out loud funny collection of Scottoline's columns -- discusses everything from dog training to home repairs in style. Great book to just leave hanging around and read a few selections at a time (as opposed to a novel to devour in bigger bites).

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