Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman Audiobook, by Lisa Scottoline Play Audiobook Sample

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman Audiobook

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Read By: Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella Publisher: Macmillan Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.13 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman Series Release Date: November 2009 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781427209061

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

90

Longest Chapter Length:

06:24 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

03:17 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

04:09 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

59

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Publisher Description

A hilarious collection of stories from the life of The New York Times bestselling author of Look Again At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, "I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there's only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I'm Italian." The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline. In this collection, you'll laugh about: • Being caught braless in the emergency room • Betty and Veronica's Life Lessons for Girls • A man's most important body part • Interrupting as an art form • A religion men and women can worship • Real estate ads as porn • Spanx are public enemy number one • And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!

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"Delightful, laugh out loud funny collection of Scottoline's columns -- discusses everything from dog training to home repairs in style. Great book to just leave hanging around and read a few selections at a time (as opposed to a novel to devour in bigger bites). "

— Irene (4 out of 5 stars)

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  • “Mystery writer Lisa Scottoline's clever observations are snappy and funny, and her narration of this collection of her "Chick Wit" columns for the Philadelphia Inquirer is fast paced, animated...and funny...Scottoline's wit and wisdom are a treat.

    — AudioFile, Earphones Award Winner
  • This audiobook was made better by having been read by Ms. Scottoline herself, along with a guest appearance from her daughter, Francesca Serritella, because only she could have known the exact tone the story needed to be read in. Women and men alike will find something to laugh and smile about in this riotous romp.

    — Simply Ali

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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Lisa Scottoline is one funny, amusing lady. A glimpse into the life of one my favorite female heroine genre writers. "

    — Victoria, 5/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Title has nothing to do with book. Short essays on one womans gripes with the world. Uninspired. "

    — Lisa, 5/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very amusing. It was great when the book club needed a break from some intense reading. "

    — Kelly, 5/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very entertaining. Nice writing style, honest stories. Her family is a scream. "

    — Meg, 5/2/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I can't really remember it but I know I listened to it. "

    — Jennifer, 5/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Funny. I could relate to a lot of what the author mentioned as we're close to the same age. "

    — Sharon, 4/22/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Clever, humorous, light and sentimental. Some of her witticisms reminded me of Chelsea H, but a lot "cleaner". "

    — Clearym, 4/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Funny book. I've never read her thrillers, but this book was entertaining. May have to check out her fiction now. "

    — H3yd00, 3/28/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Loved this book. Couldn't put down only because each story was better than the previous. Will read all of these column-type books by this author. "

    — Mary, 3/24/2011

About Lisa Scottoline

Lisa Scottoline is the author of numerous New York Times bestsellers. She has won an Edgar® Award and Cosmopolitan magazine’s “Fun Fearless Fiction” Award, and she is the president of Mystery Writers of America. She teaches a course on justice and fiction at the University of Pennsylvania Law School, her alma mater. There are thirty million copies of her books in print, and she has been published in over thirty-five countries.

About Francesca Serritella

Francesca Serritella graduated cum laude from Harvard University, where she won the Thomas Temple Hoopes Prize, the Le Baron Russell Briggs Fiction Prize, and the Charles Edmund Horman Prize for her creative writing. She lives in New York with only one dog, so far.