Why Do I Say These Things? (Abridged) Audiobook, by Jonathan Ross Play Audiobook Sample

Why Do I Say These Things? (Abridged) Audiobook

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Read By: Jonathan Ross Publisher: Random House Audiobooks Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 1.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 1.13 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: October 2008 Format: Abridged Audiobook ISBN:

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Why are Jonathan's dogs such a cheap date?

Why is it important to wear underwear while fixing a boiler?

Why did Jonathan accidentally proposition his optician?

And why did he fall in love with a deep sea diver?

Why?

Because this is Jonathan Ross.

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"If you're a fan of Jonathan Ross (and I am) then you'll love the style this book is written in. I quite literally laughed out loud through almost every chapter filled with anecdotes and stories. I was sorry to put the book down - very funny indeed! "

— Richard (5 out of 5 stars)

Why Do I Say These Things? Listener Reviews

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  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I couldn't finish it. It rambled aimlessly between pointlessness, hysterical bits, and vulgarity that I could not tolerate. "

    — Cheryl, 12/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I found myself actually laughing out loud whilst reading this. Great for some light reading. "

    — G, 12/1/2013
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    " first half a dozen pages are dreadful, full of things that are supposed to be jokes.. but aren't. then it gets a smidge better. overall pointless, all you learn about him is his love for animals, the rest is boring. "

    — Kate, 11/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I really like Jonathan Ross but I really couldn't get into this book. I just found the chapters a struggle and made it to the third chapter/story before giving up. "

    — Stuart, 6/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Incredibly witty, just what I expected. Despite the book's claims that it's not an autobiography, it is one of the best autobiographies I've read in a while. "

    — Timothy, 5/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very funny, while reading I could imagine him saying it all. Alot of laugh out loud moments which I had to share with people! Easy to read and made me laugh so it's all good! "

    — Sarah, 5/11/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " OK. It passed the time, but I wouldn't search it out particularly. Large print and not many pages mean it's a quick read. "

    — Trev, 10/19/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This is a very light read- Good if you love Jonathan Ross "

    — Hafisa, 4/29/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " If you're a fan of Jonathan Ross (and I am) then you'll love the style this book is written in. I quite literally laughed out loud through almost every chapter filled with anecdotes and stories. I was sorry to put the book down - very funny indeed! "

    — Richard, 2/20/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Nothing unexpected and I'd heard a few of the stories before. However two or three stories had me in hysterics. "

    — Chris, 10/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Some good stories that entertain in the syle of the man himself "

    — Zigzig, 6/20/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This is a very light read- Good if you love Jonathan Ross "

    — Hafisa, 8/17/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Some good stories that entertain in the syle of the man himself "

    — Zigzig, 4/17/2009
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " OK. It passed the time, but I wouldn't search it out particularly. Large print and not many pages mean it's a quick read. "

    — Trev, 1/10/2009
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Nothing unexpected and I'd heard a few of the stories before. However two or three stories had me in hysterics. "

    — Chris, 10/28/2008