Dirty little secrets.... Every movie and TV star has one. So does every agent and manager. Some producers and studio execs have two or even three. I'm talking about an assistant. Someone to answer your phones, pick up your dry cleaning. Someone to hide your drugs. Your assistant knows what you eat, who you're sleeping with, and what medications you're taking. They listen in on your phone calls. They are the eyes and ears of Hollywood...and occasionally they talk.
Culled from dozens of interviews with former and current Hollywood assistants, Where's My F*cking Latte is a no-holds-barred insider's look at what really goes on behind Tinseltown's closed doors.
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"This is a quick and funny read! A collection of encounter from assistants in the entertainment industry. A few stories are alarming but most are funny." — Marisol (4 out of 5 stars)
"This is a quick and funny read! A collection of encounter from assistants in the entertainment industry. A few stories are alarming but most are funny."
" Short, entertaining book of Hollywood blind items by the "little people." The book wasn't quite what I was expecting, though there is plenty of juicy stuff. There is also the occasional heart-breaker (the story about the relative running into trouble in Mexico is especially chilling), but it does make for an interesting collection. "
" Didn't like it. Didn't like the writing or the characters, "
" Funny, but not what I expected. I think it would have been funnier if it were written from the perspective of one person, instead of several. Also, several stories were a bit edgy, and not the kind of edgy I prefer. :( "
" Terrible. Only read 40 pages and ditched it. Collection of essays. Very disappointing. "
" It's not that it wouldn't be interesting but the editing is bad in many points drops the grade. "
" Struggled to get through this one. A bunch of short stories, which were not funny and some not even believable. Dont waste your time. "
" Somewhat interesting, but the writing and stories felt somewhat juvenile. Whatever that means...:) "
" funny, but not quite as funny as i thought it would be! "
" Don't bother. And I would have given it zero stars but there is no zero star option . "
" Suitable for reading after a crap day at work. Light, dysfunctional, amusing fluff. "
" Funny stories about assistants in Hollywood. "
" You hear people in Hollywood are raging egomaniacs; this book proved to me they are actually worse. "
" I read this thinking it would be funny because my guilty pleasure is celebrity gossip. This was so stupid I almost didn't want to admit to reading it. "
" I chuckled here and there. It's an easy quick read which appealed to me because I, too, am an assistant for a film studio. "
" The whole thing reads like an episode of Entourage, which is not necessarily a good thing... Thankfully a few of these stories (like The Casting Director) were well-written and made me literally LOL. "
" Interesting collection of "horror" stories of working the in the entertainment industry as a lowly grunt. "
" Yikes total bait and switch here. The book started light and fun, but then turned really dark (but without really changing the tone or writing style) and then turned boring. I'd recommend skipping this. And now I know why it's $3 on kindle. "
" I used to be an assistant to a talent agent, so I love reading other assistants' horror stories. Some are better than others. "
" I got this because it was cheap in the kindle store. The short stories were fun, and it was a quick read, but definitely not life changing or thought provoking. "
" i wanted drama but instead i got this book. got me through a flight from taipei to portland. "
" Would recommend this book to anyone for a quick funny read. I laughed and laughed. Karma is a bitch. "
" Wow. Like eating an entire box of chocolates. A guilty pleasure. Message: "And you thought your boss was demanding..." "
" Ugh, horrible read. I kept asking myself how this got published. A random mix of mostly boring, uneventful stories. Don't waste your time, I wish I hadn't! "
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