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Download Where's My F-cking Latte? (and Other Stories About Being an Assistant in Hollywood) Audiobook (Unabridged)

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2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 2.00 (176 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff Narrator: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff Publisher: Glenneyre Press Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: May 2012 ISBN:
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Dirty little secrets.... Every movie and TV star has one. So does every agent and manager. Some producers and studio execs have two or even three. I'm talking about an assistant. Someone to answer your phones, pick up your dry cleaning. Someone to hide your drugs. Your assistant knows what you eat, who you're sleeping with, and what medications you're taking. They listen in on your phone calls. They are the eyes and ears of Hollywood...and occasionally they talk.

Culled from dozens of interviews with former and current Hollywood assistants, Where's My F*cking Latte is a no-holds-barred insider's look at what really goes on behind Tinseltown's closed doors.

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Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kathryn | 2/9/2014

    " Short, entertaining book of Hollywood blind items by the "little people." The book wasn't quite what I was expecting, though there is plenty of juicy stuff. There is also the occasional heart-breaker (the story about the relative running into trouble in Mexico is especially chilling), but it does make for an interesting collection. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Laurieann | 1/28/2014

    " Didn't like it. Didn't like the writing or the characters, "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Sarah Joy Freese | 1/20/2014

    " Funny, but not what I expected. I think it would have been funnier if it were written from the perspective of one person, instead of several. Also, several stories were a bit edgy, and not the kind of edgy I prefer. :( "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Tracy | 1/20/2014

    " Terrible. Only read 40 pages and ditched it. Collection of essays. Very disappointing. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Elisa | 1/18/2014

    " It's not that it wouldn't be interesting but the editing is bad in many points drops the grade. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Cindy Laflamme | 1/12/2014

    " Struggled to get through this one. A bunch of short stories, which were not funny and some not even believable. Dont waste your time. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jonas Eriksson | 1/9/2014

    " Somewhat interesting, but the writing and stories felt somewhat juvenile. Whatever that means...:) "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kelly | 1/2/2014

    " funny, but not quite as funny as i thought it would be! "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Susie Buckley | 12/26/2013

    " Don't bother. And I would have given it zero stars but there is no zero star option . "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Amanda Markham | 12/20/2013

    " Suitable for reading after a crap day at work. Light, dysfunctional, amusing fluff. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Ashley | 11/23/2013

    " Funny stories about assistants in Hollywood. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Lydia Aswolf | 11/8/2013

    " You hear people in Hollywood are raging egomaniacs; this book proved to me they are actually worse. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Melissa | 9/13/2013

    " I read this thinking it would be funny because my guilty pleasure is celebrity gossip. This was so stupid I almost didn't want to admit to reading it. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Richele | 8/26/2013

    " I chuckled here and there. It's an easy quick read which appealed to me because I, too, am an assistant for a film studio. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Heidi | 8/2/2013

    " The whole thing reads like an episode of Entourage, which is not necessarily a good thing... Thankfully a few of these stories (like The Casting Director) were well-written and made me literally LOL. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Marisol | 7/13/2013

    " This is a quick and funny read! A collection of encounter from assistants in the entertainment industry. A few stories are alarming but most are funny. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Issa | 6/18/2013

    " Interesting collection of "horror" stories of working the in the entertainment industry as a lowly grunt. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Jana | 3/3/2013

    " Yikes total bait and switch here. The book started light and fun, but then turned really dark (but without really changing the tone or writing style) and then turned boring. I'd recommend skipping this. And now I know why it's $3 on kindle. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Christina | 1/14/2013

    " I used to be an assistant to a talent agent, so I love reading other assistants' horror stories. Some are better than others. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Mallory Cyr | 1/3/2013

    " I got this because it was cheap in the kindle store. The short stories were fun, and it was a quick read, but definitely not life changing or thought provoking. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jenno | 9/25/2012

    " i wanted drama but instead i got this book. got me through a flight from taipei to portland. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jill | 9/9/2012

    " Would recommend this book to anyone for a quick funny read. I laughed and laughed. Karma is a bitch. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Claudia | 8/5/2012

    " Wow. Like eating an entire box of chocolates. A guilty pleasure. Message: "And you thought your boss was demanding..." "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Erin Weden | 7/15/2012

    " Ugh, horrible read. I kept asking myself how this got published. A random mix of mostly boring, uneventful stories. Don't waste your time, I wish I hadn't! "

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