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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (831 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Jill Conner Browne Narrator: Jill Conner Browne Publisher: Brilliance Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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When does 1 + 1 = 3 (or more)? When you've got a baby on the way.

Part of that new math, says number-one New York Times best-selling author Jill Conner Browne, whom USA Today calls just plain funny, includes the addition of an outsize sense of humor to balance the equation of your growing family.

The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit is a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink at the time-honored mysteries of parenting, for anybody who has ever had a kid or has ever known one, knows that the experience is neither fun nor profitable - so, you might as well laugh!

As each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey together as Parent and Child, together they spawn a new body of knowledge, the nuances of which will elude the Experts every time.

Here are stories of the things we do for Mother Love - or the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever - and tips guaranteed not to be found in any other parenting guide.

  • How to Talk to a Pregnant Woman
  • How the Diamonds on Delivery Policy Can Speed Up the Labor Nature Intended
  • Why a Good Mother Is Always Adept at Subterfuge
  • The List of Things You Wouldn't Think You Would Have to Tell Kids Not to Do
  • Why Mothers of Sons Can Never Retire
  • Why, for Parents, It's Just a Short Drive to the Poorhouse

    The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit will have everyone who's ever been a parent (or ever thought of becoming one, or been a child, or is still one) giggling and grinning (no small feat) through those child-bearing years...and beyond. Download and start listening now!

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    • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Neesha | 2/19/2014

      " Very entertaining, especially if you're a new parent. There are some warnings in this book that I will take into account for sure. :-) "

    • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Joyce | 2/4/2014

      " Funny, very funny, but a little crude "

    • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Traci Harsha | 1/24/2014

      " laugh out loud,funny, mommy book. "

    • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Allison | 1/20/2014

      " It was ok, I was very distracted by al the cussing. It is possible to be funny without "f-bombs". "

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