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Author: Dennis Miller Narrator: Dennis Miller Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Abridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: August 2006 ISBN: 9780061134647
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In this fourth installment of his acclaimed Rants series, the bestselling author, Emmy® Award-winning talk show host and wise-cracking analyst for ABC's Monday Night Football makes hamburger out of society's most sacred cows as only he can, with the kind of allusions that require high SAT scores—or at least a smart crib sheet. In ranting against bureaucrats, for instance, Miller notes, "They may bestride the rest of us like some kind of Cubicle Colossus bellowing, 'I am Ozymandius, Clerk of Clerks! Look on my Files, ye Mighty, and despair!' All ye who enter here."

Long before he became a network football analyst, Miller was an expert commentator on another violent, full-contact sport: American pop culture.

Here, Miller takes on Bush-league politics, child stars with rap sheets, women with bigger muscles than he has, herbs you don't smoke, God, and, yes, football. Nothing is out of bounds. Don't feel guilty for laughing—these rants are actually good for you. (They provide your daily irony supplement.) Hilarious, sometimes angry, always insightful, The Rant Zone is Miller's most provocative book to date. With Dennis Miller calling the signals, the comedy always goes deep.

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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Eric | 10/16/2013

    " Simply hilarious. By far my favorite comedian. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Timothy | 9/5/2013

    " Taken from his HBO show and when he was still a liberal. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Paul | 8/15/2013

    " clever but tedious "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Yofish | 6/6/2013

    " Series of "rants." I believe it follows the form (and catch phrases) of his HBO specials. He is generally funny, but maybe too topical so that they becomes dated fast. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Cupcakencorset | 2/27/2013

    " Written before Miller became a neo-con, this may be the last gasp of Dennis Miller as I'd like to remember him. A shame, that. But the book was a good read, as I remember. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Melissa | 2/23/2013

    " I love Dennis Miller & was looking forward to reading this. Unfortunately the design embedded on each page made it hard for me to read. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Brian | 5/20/2012

    " This is the Dennis Miller I want to remember. You know, when he was still funny. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Erik | 4/26/2012

    " A very funny collection of Miller's "Now I don't want to get off on a rant here, but..."s. I really like his style of humor! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Dan | 8/4/2011

    " Very entertaining! I wish he would write something new in the political world. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lynn | 6/17/2011

    " Thoughtful humor at its best! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Dan | 2/22/2011

    " Very entertaining! I wish he would write something new in the political world. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Cupcakencorset | 10/10/2010

    " Written before Miller became a neo-con, this may be the last gasp of Dennis Miller as I'd like to remember him. A shame, that. But the book was a good read, as I remember. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Yofish | 2/22/2009

    " Series of "rants." I believe it follows the form (and catch phrases) of his HBO specials. He is generally funny, but maybe too topical so that they becomes dated fast. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Erik | 1/7/2009

    " A very funny collection of Miller's "Now I don't want to get off on a rant here, but..."s. I really like his style of humor! "

About the Author

Dennis Miller is an American stand-up comedian, political commentator,, and television/radio personality. He rose to fame as a cast member of Saturday Night Live in the late 1980s, and subsequently hosted a string of his own talk shows on HBO, CNBC, and in syndication. He currently hosts a daily, three-hour, self-titled talk radio program, nationally syndicated by Westwood One.