" The characters in this play are some of the worst I have ever read. Almost all of them lack intelligence and depth. I mean, the part with the caskets, come on. Absolutely pathetic. My high school English class, full of absolute morons, understood that the picture was in the lead one as soon as they were mentioned, yet the characters in the play cannot figure it out. Also, who was going to make the suitors leave, never marry and never tell. The people who read this and go that was clever cannot be serious. Well, that was only problem one. Two is that everything in the play is absolutely trivial. Nobody cares about who marries who, and money this and money that. If you asked me what I thought of this play I would tell you this: The characters are shallow, the plot is trivial, and the the themes were poor. The only up was the few memorable quotes. "
— Jon, 2/15/2014