Extended Audio Sample

Download The Kid in the Crib: A Dr. Seuss Parody Audiobook (Unabridged)

Extended Audio Sample The Kid in the Crib: A Dr. Seuss Parody (Unabridged) Audiobook, by Lex Friedman
3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (13 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Lex Friedman Narrator: Lex Friedman Publisher: Lex Friedman LLC Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: January 2013 ISBN:
Coming Soon! We're adding audiobooks daily and hope to make this one available for download very soon. Submit your vote below to let us know you really crave this title!
Vote this up! This audiobook has 0 votes

A children's book for adults in the vein of the mega-best-selling Go the F**k to Sleep, The Kid in the Crib brilliantly reimagines the Dr. Seuss classic The Cat in the Hat for beleaguered parents struggling with the anxieties and challenges of parenting in the 21st century. It substitutes the typical worries, frustrations, and challenges of modern parenting for Seuss's original story about a kindly feline and the children he befriends. It lays out the daily power struggle between parents as they each insist that it's the other one's turn to deal with the befouled diaper, and the bleary-headedness that coincides with an infant's sleeping patterns. Parents will chuckle as they read The kid spat up white / The kid spat up green / The kid spat up more spit up / Than we'd ever seen.

This pitch-perfect parody paints an honest portrait of parenting that will have moms and dads nodding in recognition and howling with laughter. And it is a story that parents will delight in reading to each other - and even to their kids someday.

Download and start listening now!


Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Dolly | 11/5/2013

    " This is a humorous tale that can be easily appreciated by all new parents. I love the Dr. Seuss-like style and the witty rhyming narrative. The illustrations are comical and I found myself chuckling throughout the book (as well as being immensely relieved that those days are behind me). "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 LJ | 9/18/2013

    " Hahahaha a great Seuss parody! A fun read for parents new and old. "

Write a Review
What is FlexPass?
  • Your first audiobook is just $5.95
  • Over 90% are at or below $12.95
  • "LOVE IT" guarantee
  • No time limits or expirations