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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (49 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Suzanne Portnoy Narrator: Suzanne Portnoy Publisher: Virgin Books Limited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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It was 1 pm when I said to my receptionist, 'I have a meeting. Back in two hours.' A half hour later, I was having sex with a complete stranger. It was fantastic.

At 29 I got married to live the life of the perfect wife with the gorgeous children. I did that for 10 years, the last four of which I was completely celibate. Then I went online and everything changed.

After a love affair with a man 3,000 miles away, whom she met online, Suzanne Portnoy, mother of two and a top executive in the entertainment industry, begins her sexual reawakening. Embarking on a sensational and prolific series of liaisons, Suzanne beds a top London chef, who cooks her a 5-star meal on the day her husband moves out. An affair with a famous men's magazine editor quickly ensues, followed by a top cameraman who takes pictures of Suzanne naked. But that's just the beginning.

Insatiable, Suzanne dives into the swinging scene and works her way through an entire spectrum of sexual experience, including exhibitionism, group sex, fetish clubs, and a predilection for picking up men during her lunch hour.

The Butcher, The Baker, The Candlestick Maker is a story that is shocking and heart-warming in equal measure. Freed from the restraints of marriage and monogamy, Suzanne takes pleasure without commitment and tells her story without a trace of shame. She's not looking for Prince Charming anymore; she's looking for fun. And she finds it.

For Adults Only: Explicit language. Must be 18 years of age to purchase. Download and start listening now!

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Listener Opinions

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 by Aisling Campbell | 12/10/2012

    " Porn, basically "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Kerry DellaCava | 8/5/2012

    " Didn't live up to all the hype. One lady's sex journal but was still a bit boring. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Heather Bostwick | 4/19/2012

    " Definitely a page turner...risque & sexy - great summer read :) "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Jane Matthews | 1/17/2012

    " Bedtime reading! "

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