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4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 4.00 (14,421 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Barbara Robinson Narrator: Elaine Stritch Publisher: HarperAudio Format: Abridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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The Herdmans are the worst kids in the history of the world. They lie, steal, smoke cigars, swear, and hit little kids. So no one is prepared when this outlaw family invades church one Sunday and decides to take over the annual Christmas pageant.

None of the Herdmans have ever heard the Christmas story before. Their interpretation of the tale (the Wise Men are a bunch of dirty spies and Herod needs a good beating) has a lot of people up in arms. But it will make this year's pageant the most unusual anyone has seen and, just possibly, the best one ever. Download and start listening now!


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  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Mandy | 2/20/2014

    " A short, sweet little story we started and finished on Christmas Eve. Very funny! My kids loved it and I loved that it reminded us of the true meaning of Christmas is such a cute and funny way. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Marisa | 2/15/2014

    " No one warned me this would make me cry! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Toni | 2/10/2014

    " I love this book. We read this almost every christmas. This is also another good book for small kids. Dare to be yourself! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Naomi | 2/7/2014

    " Smoking cigars. My favoriteChristmas book. "

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About the Author
Author Barbara Robinson

Barbara Robinson has written several popular books for children, including My Brother Louis Measures Worms, The Best School Year Ever, The Best Halloween Ever, and the enormously popular bestselling novel The Best Christmas Pageant Ever, first published in 1972 and made into a classic television movie. The play The Best Christmas Pageant Ever is produced annually in theaters, schools, and churches all over the world. Ms. Robinson has two daughters and three grandchildren.