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Download The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5 Audiobook (Unabridged)

Extended Audio Sample The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5 (Unabridged), by Lemony Snicket
3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (47,745 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Lemony Snicket Publisher: HarperAudio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Dear Listener,

If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.

Don't.

For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E., and the metric system.

It is my solemn duty to stay up all night reading my history of these three hapless youngsters into a microphone, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably listen to something else.

With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket

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    " Will give my thoughts on the last book. "

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    " in the austere academy, the baudelaires need to stay in a shack instead of the dome "

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    " I was so frustrated! No one will belive them! I just...ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!:-( "

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    " Amazing series. They are definitely not for children. They are so clever, unique and beautiful. A child could never get their literature value. I am happy that I read these when I did. "

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