" Perrota writes about the dark underside of suburbia, and adult life. The characters in The Abstinence Teacher find themselves on opposite sides of religious issues in a small town, with an enjoyable romantic tension between them. Abstinence, they find, is a kind of teacher, and so is life. Perrota's books are funny, true, and captivating. "
— Jenabra, 2/14/2014