" This might have been a cute book but the author tried too hard to be cutsie, so that she ended up with an unnaturally forced cutsie. She also tried too hard for the quirky, making it an unnaturally forced fakey quirky. I really love coming of age books told from the kid's point of view if the kids come off as real and natural, but this one was just forced, false, fake, and phony. The forced and phony were tolerable, but what was with all that disgusting ridiculousness about the kid's faked Southern accent and her even more ridiculously idiotic mother pretending to be Sophia Loren? Since those were the lamest parts of the story, naturally the sadistic author felt obligated to repeat them over and over ad nauseum, just to torture the poor reader, when just once would have been more than enough. Rename Renee Riva Jack Bauer. Take away the horribly idiotic junk about Sophia Loren and the Southern accent (excuse me, I must pause to puke at the very thought of them) and you might have had a book worth reading. However, the idiotic parts started to really grate after awhile, like chalk squeaking on a blackboard, and it's hard to enjoy a book that makes your teeth hurt. "
— Lola4, 2/3/2014