Ruby steps into a tavern called The Tickly Tentacle. Standing behind the bar, polishing four glasses at the same time, is her old friend the Tookah. Since it's a quiet afternoon, the Tookah relates to Ruby some of the schemes and scams he's run on other planets, and how he barely escaped with his tentacles intact. A few of the Tookah's amusing tales are: I Only Have Three Eyes for You; Clipper & Snipper; The Platinum Blonde in the Pink Pillbox Hat; Moonless Sonata, and It Was a Sad Day in Noodle Town. Eleven stories in total. Download and start listening now!