" I grew up watching Bob Barker. I named my dog Bob-(Barker). I used to play sick so I could stay home from school to watch Bob Barker. Even today, the ringtone on my phone is the mountain climber music from the Cliffhangers game. It annoys the s--t out of people, which is exactly as intended. So, it was with high high hopes that I bought this book off the clearance rack when Borders went the way of the DoDo Bird. I finally got around to reading it and yeah, there were nice stories. Must be a charmed life when everybody that crosses your path is a good egg. But c'mon Bob....Where's the stuff about Dian Parkinson? Her abrupt dismissal from the show in '93? Her lawsuit that you were shtupping her? Your admission on Primetime Live that yes, you were shtupping her and yes it was consensual and yes, you enjoyed it? Her eventual withdrawl of the suit because your candor stood down her extortion attempts? THAT'S the stuff I wanted to read and none of it was in here :( "
— Don, 1/10/2014