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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (57,750 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Chelsea Handler Narrator: Cassandra Campbell Publisher: Tantor Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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You’ve either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend’s irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.

Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won’t be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

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  • “This book is no-holds-barred hilarious.”

    Jennifer Weiner, New York Times bestselling author

  • “Offbeat and laugh-out-loud-funny.”

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  • “In a word: hilarious. In two: absolutely hilarious. These are some of the funniest stories I have ever read and they’re also some of the most unexpectedly heartfelt.”

    Laura Zigman, author of Animal Husbandry

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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by JulieAnne | 2/17/2014

    " Funny poolside summer fluff "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Kara Piper | 2/16/2014

    " Laughter , she s the real deal. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Kelley | 2/16/2014

    " Quick read. Funny. If you pick this up after reading the title you must have an open mind so enjoy this one. Actually made me laugh out lout - literally. "Skid Marks" was my favorite. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Sara Goehl | 2/14/2014

    " takes no brainpower to get through whatsoever.....kind of like watching Real Housewives, then again, I actually finished it within a few days, so it couldn't have been that bad. "

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