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Metzger's Dog: A Novel Audiobook

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Read By: Michael Kramer Publisher: Tantor Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.00 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: February 2009 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781400180233

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

38

Longest Chapter Length:

23:35 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

02:36 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

12:43 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

41

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Publisher Description

When Leroy "Chinese" Gordon breaks into a professor's lab at the University of Los Angeles, he's after some pharmaceutical cocaine, worth plenty of money. Instead, he finds the papers the professor has compiled for the CIA, which include a blueprint for throwing a large city into chaos. But how is the CIA to be persuaded to pay a suitable ransom, unless of course someone actually uses the plan to throw a large city into chaos—Los Angeles, for instance? Assigned to cope with the crisis and restore the peace, veteran agent Ben Porterfield steps onto the scene to remind us that the CIA's middle name is, after all, Intelligence. Enlivening the mix are Gordon's beautiful girlfriend, Margaret, his temperamental cat, Dr. Henry Metzger, and Metzger's friend, an enormous half-wild dog with huge teeth.

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"Such an enjoyable book. Kind of a combination of Donald Westlake, Ed McBain, Carl Hiaasen, and Elmore Leonard. I'm so glad I found this author...sad, though, that I have read almost all his books. Except his series about the Indian "guide." This is a caper book, complicated and amusing. Loved it."

— Pat (4 out of 5 stars)

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  • “There are probably only half a dozen suspense writers alive who can be depended upon to deliver high-voltage shocks; vivid, sympathetic characters; and compelling narratives each time they publish. Thomas Perry is one of them.”

    — Stephen King
  • “Thomas Perry is, quite simply, brilliant. And as each book comes out he becomes more so.”

    — Robert B. Parker
  • “Very sharp, very funny…Should not be missed.”

    — New York Times Book Review
  • “In a word—wonderful!”

    — Chicago Tribune
  • In a word---wonderful!

    — Chicago Tribune

Metzger's Dog Listener Reviews

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  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Read the reviews before I bought this, love The Butcher's Boy and Jane Whitefield, just couldn't find a way to care about anybody in this book and didn't find it funny at all. The Informant, Strip, Dead Aim, and The Boyfriend are all 4-5 stars, this one just fell flat for me. "

    — Don Hamilton, 6/12/2017
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Story Rating: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    — Codename Eric, 9/13/2015
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " The story is kind of conventional, but I loved the interactions between the characters. "

    — Heidi, 1/31/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Outstanding book. A few parts were confusing but overall it was very well put together. Enticing and surprising all the way to the end. "

    — Nola, 1/31/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " The story is kind of conventional, but I loved the interactions between the characters. "

    — Heidi, 1/31/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Outstanding book. A few parts were confusing but overall it was very well put together. Enticing and surprising all the way to the end. "

    — Nola, 1/31/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " One of my favorite books, I think of it every time I add pepper to my food, just read it. "

    — Marysue, 1/24/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " One of my favorite books, I think of it every time I add pepper to my food, just read it. "

    — Marysue, 1/24/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This is a lighthearted caper novel with a handful of colorful characters and a touch of "The Cat Who". Perry uses words well, and instills the story with a wry humor, occasionally veering off into outlandishness. Dialogue is quick and witty. Not a gourmet meal, but a nice little fizz like cotton candy in your mouth. "

    — Stan, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This is a lighthearted caper novel with a handful of colorful characters and a touch of "The Cat Who". Perry uses words well, and instills the story with a wry humor, occasionally veering off into outlandishness. Dialogue is quick and witty. Not a gourmet meal, but a nice little fizz like cotton candy in your mouth. "

    — Stan, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Loved, this book, even though it was light weight, without any great point. Funny, with delightful ideas--loved the cat and his dog--and the story was kind while still captivaing enough to draw me in. Blundering criminals fumble through a crazy blackmail plot to hoodwink the CIA. "

    — Mom, 1/10/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Loved, this book, even though it was light weight, without any great point. Funny, with delightful ideas--loved the cat and his dog--and the story was kind while still captivaing enough to draw me in. Blundering criminals fumble through a crazy blackmail plot to hoodwink the CIA. "

    — Mom, 1/10/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " A scarily believable,funny & clever terrorism plot "

    — Lndpearce, 1/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " A scarily believable,funny & clever terrorism plot "

    — Lndpearce, 1/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This was not high art, but it was extremely funny and well-paced. Even though it is an early 80's novel, it would hold up today with a few minor technology updates. "

    — Jeremy, 1/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " The Metzger in the title is a cat. How could you go wrong with that? Old-fashioned detective story with good guys and bad guys. I adored it. Woke up at 2 a.m. and couldn't go back to sleep until I finished it. Just ordered 3 more by this guy. Can't wait to read 'em. "

    — Wren, 1/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This was not high art, but it was extremely funny and well-paced. Even though it is an early 80's novel, it would hold up today with a few minor technology updates. "

    — Jeremy, 1/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " The Metzger in the title is a cat. How could you go wrong with that? Old-fashioned detective story with good guys and bad guys. I adored it. Woke up at 2 a.m. and couldn't go back to sleep until I finished it. Just ordered 3 more by this guy. Can't wait to read 'em. "

    — Wren, 1/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very entertaining read with terrific characters and dialog. "

    — Chris, 11/19/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very entertaining read with terrific characters and dialog. "

    — Chris, 11/19/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Thomas Perry pens a delightfully comic novel, a great break from his other work. Very enjoyable! "

    — Bradley, 10/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Thomas Perry pens a delightfully comic novel, a great break from his other work. Very enjoyable! "

    — Bradley, 10/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I can't say enough good things about Thomas Perry novels. This is another book full of fascinating detail, hilarious situations and a bad guy you can't help but like. "

    — Heather, 10/15/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I can't say enough good things about Thomas Perry novels. This is another book full of fascinating detail, hilarious situations and a bad guy you can't help but like. "

    — Heather, 10/15/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Like other Thomas Perry books, this one is complex, tense, and well put together. But surprisingly, this one is also pretty damn funny. I love all his work, but have a special affection for this one because of the humor and, dare I say it, sweetness at its center. "

    — Laura, 10/10/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Like other Thomas Perry books, this one is complex, tense, and well put together. But surprisingly, this one is also pretty damn funny. I love all his work, but have a special affection for this one because of the humor and, dare I say it, sweetness at its center. "

    — Laura, 10/10/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Interestingly written, but I probably will not read another book by this author. "

    — Janet, 9/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Interestingly written, but I probably will not read another book by this author. "

    — Janet, 9/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I liked this book for it's biting humor, and social satire, and for perhaps the greatest cat in literature. "

    — Elizabeth, 6/21/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I liked this book for it's biting humor, and social satire, and for perhaps the greatest cat in literature. "

    — Elizabeth, 6/21/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This was a real romp. It was somewhat dated due to advances in technology, but I still loved it, especially the dog and Dr. Henry Metzger. "

    — Dee, 6/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This was a real romp. It was somewhat dated due to advances in technology, but I still loved it, especially the dog and Dr. Henry Metzger. "

    — Dee, 6/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Right up there with "Road to Gandolfo" "

    — Michael, 6/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Right up there with "Road to Gandolfo" "

    — Michael, 6/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " read it years ago, several times, need to revisit. "

    — Jennifer, 3/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " read it years ago, several times, need to revisit. "

    — Jennifer, 3/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " this is not generally my genre - antiheroes vs. the cia set in the present - but i really enjoyed it. i may even look for more of thomas perry. "

    — phoenix, 2/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " this is not generally my genre - antiheroes vs. the cia set in the present - but i really enjoyed it. i may even look for more of thomas perry. "

    — phoenix, 2/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " One of, if not the best, crime thrillers I've ever read. Very clever, Mr. Perry. Very clever. "

    — Laura, 11/30/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " One of, if not the best, crime thrillers I've ever read. Very clever, Mr. Perry. Very clever. "

    — Laura, 11/30/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " One of the best suspense/thrillers I've ever read. "

    — Cyn, 11/3/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " One of the best suspense/thrillers I've ever read. "

    — Cyn, 11/3/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I read this right after Perry's The Butcher's Boy, which was a great novel. This one was a lot of fun, so I highly recommend it as one of Thomas Perry's outstanding early novels. "

    — Newton, 8/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I read this right after Perry's The Butcher's Boy, which was a great novel. This one was a lot of fun, so I highly recommend it as one of Thomas Perry's outstanding early novels. "

    — Newton, 8/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " What a fun read. If you like stories where everyone (criminals, cops, drug dealers) are all equal in the eyes of the author then you will love this. Just a fun and quick read that twists the crime drama around a bit to help you see all sides. "

    — Jason, 8/21/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " What a fun read. If you like stories where everyone (criminals, cops, drug dealers) are all equal in the eyes of the author then you will love this. Just a fun and quick read that twists the crime drama around a bit to help you see all sides. "

    — Jason, 8/21/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Interesting approach, but I probably will not read another book by this author. "

    — Janet, 3/10/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Interesting approach, but I probably will not read another book by this author. "

    — Janet, 3/10/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Good. Smooth writing style, humor, who are the good guys and who are the bad guys? "

    — Ruth, 2/9/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Good. Smooth writing style, humor, who are the good guys and who are the bad guys? "

    — Ruth, 2/9/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Not as funny as I had hoped, but fun to read. I especially appreciate the cat. I think his cousin might live with me. "

    — Jennifer, 6/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Not as funny as I had hoped, but fun to read. I especially appreciate the cat. I think his cousin might live with me. "

    — Jennifer, 6/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This book combines humor with action involving a group of people that the CIA believes are terrorists. It pokes fun at the organization comprised of several self important leaders who are obviously operating out of their element. Kind of a cross between Mission Impossible and Maxwell Smart. "

    — Elsie, 1/31/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This book combines humor with action involving a group of people that the CIA believes are terrorists. It pokes fun at the organization comprised of several self important leaders who are obviously operating out of their element. Kind of a cross between Mission Impossible and Maxwell Smart. "

    — Elsie, 1/31/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " he is a great story teller "

    — Steven, 12/20/2010
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " he is a great story teller "

    — Steven, 12/20/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Unexpectedly funny and absurd, I was told by a few friends that they hated it (but I gave it a go anyway for our book club). I'm glad I gave it a shot! "

    — Virginia, 12/5/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Unexpectedly funny and absurd, I was told by a few friends that they hated it (but I gave it a go anyway for our book club). I'm glad I gave it a shot! "

    — Virginia, 12/5/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Good. Smooth writing style, humor, who are the good guys and who are the bad guys? "

    — Ruth, 11/29/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Good. Smooth writing style, humor, who are the good guys and who are the bad guys? "

    — Ruth, 11/29/2010
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I can't say enough good things about Thomas Perry novels. This is another book full of fascinating detail, hilarious situations and a bad guy you can't help but like. "

    — Heather, 8/20/2010
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I can't say enough good things about Thomas Perry novels. This is another book full of fascinating detail, hilarious situations and a bad guy you can't help but like. "

    — Heather, 8/20/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A little slow to get into it, but then it was complex, funny, surprising, and very satisfying. "

    — Lois, 8/8/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A little slow to get into it, but then it was complex, funny, surprising, and very satisfying. "

    — Lois, 8/8/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Can't remember this book. Know I have read it.? "

    — Michelle, 3/10/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Can't remember this book. Know I have read it.? "

    — Michelle, 3/10/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Thomas Perry pens a delightfully comic novel, a great break from his other work. Very enjoyable! "

    — Bradley, 2/6/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Thomas Perry pens a delightfully comic novel, a great break from his other work. Very enjoyable! "

    — Bradley, 2/6/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A funny mystery novel, with a twisting plot and interesting characters. "

    — Jenn, 1/29/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A funny mystery novel, with a twisting plot and interesting characters. "

    — Jenn, 1/29/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I can't for the life of me remember where I heard of this book - I chose it because it had a cat as a character. That's just funny. "

    — Crystal, 1/23/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I can't for the life of me remember where I heard of this book - I chose it because it had a cat as a character. That's just funny. "

    — Crystal, 1/23/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A comedy thriller, that was a big hit when it came out in '83. Follows up his Edgar winning "The Butcher's Boy". Great fun. "

    — Lee, 12/30/2009
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A comedy thriller, that was a big hit when it came out in '83. Follows up his Edgar winning "The Butcher's Boy". Great fun. "

    — Lee, 12/30/2009

About Thomas Perry

Thomas Perry is the bestselling author of over twenty novels, including The Butcher’s Boy, which won the Edgar Award, and Metzger’s Dog, which was named a New York Times Notable Book of the Year. He received a BA degree from Cornell University and a PhD in English from the University of Rochester.

About Michael Kramer

Michael Kramer is an AudioFile Earphones Award winner, a finalist for the prestigious Audie Award for Best Narration, and recipient of a Publishers Weekly Listen-Up Award. He is also an actor and director in the Washington, DC, area, where he is active in the area’s theater scene and has appeared in productions at the Shakespeare Theatre, the Kennedy Center, and Theater J.