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Mark Twain's Helpful Hints for Good Living: A Handbook for the Damned Human Race Audiobook (Unabridged)

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Read By: Grover Gardner Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 3.00 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: May 2012 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN:

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Irreverent, charming, and eminently quotable, this handbook - an eccentric etiquette guide for the human race - contains 69 aphorisms, anecdotes, whimsical suggestions, maxims, and cautionary tales from Mark Twain's private and published writings. It dispenses advice and reflections on family life and public manners; opinions on topics such as dress, health, food, and childrearing and safety; and more specialized tips, such as those for dealing with annoying salesmen and burglars.

Culled from Twain's personal letters, autobiographical writings, speeches, novels, and sketches, these pieces are delightfully fresh, witty, startlingly relevant, and bursting with Twain's characteristic ebullience for life. They also remind us exactly how Mark Twain came to be the most distinctive and well-known American literary voice in the world. These texts, some of them new or out of print for decades, have been selected and meticulously prepared by the editors at the Mark Twain Project.

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"Patrick lent me this book and it is awesome! It's really funny in that turn of the century yankee kind of way...It's basically a compilation of Twain's stuff taken from essays, books, and other stuff. Plus it's got amazing pictures. Um, it really made me want to be friends with Mark Twain. Yeah..."

— Laura (5 out of 5 stars)

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    " brilliant. wish he could remark on today's white house... "

    — Kate, 6/27/2013
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    " We picked this for book club because we wanted something light-hearted and a quick read. But it was boring. I don't think I'm a short story person! C'mon Mark Twain! I much preferred Huckleberry Finn... "

    — Michelle, 6/12/2013
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    " Love Mark Twain aka Samuel Clemens. "

    — Lisa, 3/24/2013
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    " Nice collection! I enjoyed this. Lots of little Twainian gems I had not read before. "

    — Valerie, 11/18/2012
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    " I love Mark Twain's humor. If he was alive today, or if I had lived in his time, I think we could have been good friends. I found myself reading quite a few of the essays/selections out loud to my family, or just anyone who was nearby! "

    — Dayna, 11/6/2012
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    " Twain is the only fictional writer I like. This book is not a surprise in its humor, candidness, or poignancy from any of his other books. That is not a trite statement, those qualities, and many, many more are what make Twain the icon he is today. "

    — Joel, 11/3/2012
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    " Light and entertaining. Exactly what I was looking for. "

    — Jen, 6/3/2012
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    " Dare anyone to call Mark Twain a children's author after looking into this one. see Ambrose Bierce "

    — Thannasset, 5/31/2012