Johnny Worms is hot to trot, a red hot chilli pepper, the unstoppable sex machine. Well, so he believes! The rest of the world is less appreciative of his charms - take Alison Mallison, for example. All Johnny gets from his efforts to woo her are some painful blows in a sensitive area, courtesy of her huge protector, Timothy Winchester. Johnny's best friend, Ginger, may tell him that 'girls is trouble', but when love's thunderbolt strikes in the form of a beautiful vision in purple, what can Johnny do? And is it his fault that Cyborg Girl, Deborah Smeeton, finds him irresistible?
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