Jesus Died for This?: A Religious Satirists Search for the Risen Christ Audiobook, by Becky Garrison Play Audiobook Sample

Jesus Died for This?: A Religious Satirist's Search for the Risen Christ Audiobook

Jesus Died for This?: A Religious Satirists Search for the Risen Christ Audiobook, by Becky Garrison Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Becky Garrison Publisher: Zondervan Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.00 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.00 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: July 2010 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780310773542

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

20

Longest Chapter Length:

54:42 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

02:27 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

18:12 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

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From the author:When I arrived at Yale Divinity School back in 1988, I expected to engage in an intense period of discussion and self-reflection around issues like eschatology, evangelism, and ecclesiology with fellow Protestants of all stripes (with a few Catholics thrown in as sort of a guilty pleasure). After all, despite our theological differences, surely we all at least bought into this Nicene Creed biz where it clearly states that Jesus was born, died, and then rose again from the dead? Silly me.Instead way, way, way too much time was spent navel gazing over trivial topics like Why can’t priests be promiscuous? What priestly perks come with this parish? Is YDS a Christian’ divinity school? (This Q comes courtesy of the fundy faithful) and my favorite Why don’t you use ^%$#@ inclusive language in worship? (Uh, Jesus was a “dude.” Hello.) I just don’t see why the creator of all, who loves all of her creation unconditionally, would bring his son into the world to suffer, die, and then rise from the dead unless he knew such an act was needed to transform the world. There’s no way God would have given us the gift of eternal life just so we could stage Christian catfights that make us all look like biblical buffoons.Yes, we can point the finger at silver tongued televangelists and politicians behaving unbiblically. But the more I cover Christian carnage, I realize that this foolish quest to conform Christ’s teachings to the whims of one’s own socio-political agenda has started to stink up the local churches big time. I know Jesus was born in a barn but do churches have to smell like one as well? In I Died for This? I will pick up my pitchfork and muck out the spiritual stables for signs of the living Christ hidden under the mounds of Jesus junk and faith fertilizer. My search will start when I first set foot in the Promised Land in January 2007 and conclude with the 2008 election a.k.a. the Presidential Promised Land. Along the way I will expose emergent excesses, debunk democratic dogma and other biblical bunk that separates us from the radical rule breaking, love making rabble rouser who came to save us all.

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  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " This book was just not as funny as I had hoped it would be, seeing as it was written by a religious satirist. But she spent more time talking about being a religious satirist than actually satirizing anything about religion. "

    — Theresa, 11/9/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " This book was just not as funny as I had hoped it would be, seeing as it was written by a religious satirist. But she spent more time talking about being a religious satirist than actually satirizing anything about religion. "

    — Theresa, 6/24/2011