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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (683 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Jon Richardson Narrator: Jon Richardson Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Abridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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A control freak looks for love (women who leave wet teaspoons in sugar bowls need not apply). 'I haven't woken up with a cup of tea by the bed for seven years. It seems such a small thing but it's one of a thousand things I miss about having someone around to take care of me. I have spent my entire adult life getting things the way I want them and all I want now is someone to give it all up for.' Jon Richardson. Is your filing faultless?

Your CDs, apostrophes, cutlery all in the right places? Can you eat a biscuit in the correct way? Then Jon Richardson (single for seven years and counting) could be your ideal man...Living alone in a one bedroom flat in Swindon, 27 year old Jon has had far too much time on his hands to think. In fact to obsess. About almost everything. Jon's obsessive compulsive personality disorder has seen him arrange the coins in his pockets in ascending size and colour code his bookshelves. It takes him less than 90 seconds to locate a receipt for a pair of shoes he bought in 1997.

Over to the filing cabinet and R for receipts, S for shoes. But Jon doesn't want to be like this, in fact he would quite like to share his life with someone. But who could that someone be? Someone like himself, a quarrelsome perfectionist only with breasts and less body hair? Absolutely not. But who exactly is Jon looking for and where will he find her? Faced with a loveless future filled with his own peculiar quirks and perfectionism, Jon sets about his search for The One. The question is, will he mind her keeping the knives to the left of the forks in the cutlery drawer or organising the CDs by genre and not alphabetically?

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  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Alex Collis | 2/12/2014

    " Slightly scary how much this book reminded me of myself, but an excellent read nonetheless. Well written, thoughtful and with a wry sense of humour. Highly recommended! "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 by Cia | 2/12/2014

    " I'll keep it simple: he ain't as funny in prose as he is on TV. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Laura Dobb | 1/29/2014

    " There's depressing and then there is this book. Jon comes across on screen as an OCD sufferer but witty and able to poke fun at himself. His humour and funny remarks are just that...funny, but I found this book very drawn out and repetitive, no thanks Jon, I'll stick to your on screen comedy from now on! However, I hope you and Gemma eventually arrange that date, you never know ;-) "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Linzi | 1/25/2014

    " Fantastic book! I love Jon Richardson and think he is a brilliant comedian. I was expecting this book to be really funny, just like the man himself, and it didn't disappoint. I really enjoyed reading it. I found myself laughing out loud through out. Jon suffers from really bad OCD and i couldn't help laughing at all the strange habits he has because i do some of them too. "

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