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Author: Andrew Shaffer Narrator: Tara Sands, Jesse Bernstein, Cassandra Campbell Publisher: Penguin Random House Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: July 2014 ISBN: 9780553398632
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Sharks Are Flying at Your Head at 300 mph.

How Will You Survive?

 

In the apocalyptic world we live in, Mother Nature is angry. Danger waits at every turn, and catastrophes like the Los Angeles sharknados have taught us that we need to be ready for anything. Too many lives have already been lost.

 

But fear not. How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters is the first and only comprehensive guide to surviving the very worst that Mother Nature can throw our way. Inside this life-saving reference, you’ll find:

   • Vital information about dozens of unnatural disasters and ungodly monsters that can injure, maim, or kill you, from arachnoquakes and ice twisters to piranhacondas and mega pythons;

   • Easy-to-understand survival tips for avoiding a bloody demise;

   • Inspirational words of wisdom from survivors, including Fin Shepard and April Wexler;

   • Useful resources, such as the Shepard Survival Assessment Test (S.S.A.T), and much more.

With this essential book in hand, you too can be a hero who laughs in the face of calamity while saving friends and family. Or you can just avoid getting savagely ripped apart by a robocroc. Either way, you’ve been warned. Now be prepared.

Sharknado 2: The Second One premieres July 30 at 9/8c on Syfy!

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Quotes & Awards

  • “Every bit as amusing (and straight-faced) as the film franchise that spawned it.”

    Entertainment Weekly

  • [T]he perfect companion to have on hand while watching some of the most absurdly awesome movies the SyFy Channel has to offer... [and] a must own item for fans of B-Grade creature features! It also makes a fantastic companion piece to the now iconic ‘Zombie Survival Guide’. Highly recommend[ed]! --ScienceFiction.com
  • “Witty…Clever.”

    USA Today

  • “The perfect companion to have on hand while watching some of the most absurdly awesome movies the SyFy Channel has to offer…[and] a must-own item for fans of B-Grade creature features! It also makes a fantastic companion piece to the now iconic Zombie Survival Guide. Highly recommend[ed]!”

    ScienceFiction.com

  • A New York Times Bestseller

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About the Author

Andrew Shaffer is the New York Times bestselling author of the essential survival guide How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters and the Goodreads Choice semifinalist Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, among other fiction and nonfiction books. His humor-writing spans multiple genres, including parody, horror, thriller, science fiction, romance, and nonfiction.

About the Narrators

Tara Sands is an American actress, television host, and voice talent who has won numerous AudioFile Earphones Awards for narration. She is former cohost of Fridays on the Cartoon Network. In addition to performing in plays and musicals, her voice can be heard on numerous commercials, audiobooks, cartoons, and video games.

Jesse Bernstein is an audiobook narrator and winner of seven AudioFile Earphones Awards. His many works include The Battle of the Labyrinth, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Girls, Chasing Windmills, and Rick Riordan’s Percy Jackson Series.

Cassandra Campbell has won multiple Audie Awards, Earphones Awards, and the prestigious Odyssey Award for narration. She was been named a “Best Voice” by AudioFile magazine and in 2018 was inducted in Audible’s inaugural Narrator Hall of Fame.