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4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 4.00 (839 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Seth Grahame-Smith Narrator: Johnny Heller Publisher: Recorded Books Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: August 2011 ISBN:
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Seth Grahame-Smith delivers the definitive, essential guide to making it through a horror movie in one piece. As hilarious as it is useful (if you're trapped in a scary flick, that is), How to Survive a Horror Movie covers all the bases. Trapped in a haunted house? Check. Stalked by an evil doll? Check. Wandering aimlessly through the remains of the old world as a plague of zombies sweeps over the planet? Check. Grahame-Smith's delightfully gruesome guide is just the thing for horror buffs and anyone who has ever watched a scary movie.

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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Sudi | 2/20/2014

    " If you are a horror fan, you are familiar with a number of the scenarios in this book. Written with a healthy dose of humor, this book is the perfect gift for your horror fan.With advice for people who find themselves int he terrorverse, this book offers advice for surviving summer camp, demonic dolls, haunted houses, and more. It includes helpful tips like ten things to NOT put into a child's room (beds taller than 4 inches, closets...) I found myself alternately nodding my head and laughing out loud. I plan to buy copies as gifts, but I'm keeping mine! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Kayla | 2/17/2014

    " This book was great and easy to read within a good hour or so. It was hilarious and entertaining to pass the time. I borrowed it from a friend and will surely buy this book to read again! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Chris Norton | 2/9/2014

    " Much better than How to Survive a Zombie Invasion. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Heather | 2/9/2014

    " Very funny but points are obvious to all but those in the movie "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Xochilt | 2/8/2014

    " Horror. Comedy. My favorites. Combined. Spectacular. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lindsey | 2/5/2014

    " Quick, easy, fun read for horror movie fans. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Laura | 2/1/2014

    " This book is hysterical! It's a great quick read if you need to take a break from another book with a slower pace. I am not a fan of horror movies but even I found the advice in this book fantastic. The author has a no-nonsense, sarcastic, writing style that made me laugh out loud constantly. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Johnny | 1/27/2014

    " I had great expectations when I began reading this book. That might be why I didn't like it so much. However, it was very repetitive, and was full of profanity and inuendos...and worse. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Emma Crosswhite | 1/20/2014

    " This book has the poteintal to be a very humourous book, but considering that the book was put in list form it makes it less of a book and more of a step by step kind of a story. The novel was humorous, because of its tamed crued humor. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Kristen | 12/27/2013

    " Really fun book. I loved it. It was hilarious. 5 stars. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Emily | 12/8/2013

    " Fun! Especially during summer right before a horror movie marathon! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Rose | 12/7/2013

    " Funny as hell! Et c'est plein de conseils pratiques. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Rosie | 10/31/2013

    " This book is absolutely hilarious! A very fun, easy read that makes fun of all the typical horror movie stereotypes. A great book! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Erin | 10/25/2013

    " This book was awesome!!!!!!!!!! "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Jessica | 10/25/2013

    " pretty lame, just skipped through the second half, no comparison to the Zombie Survival guide "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Andrea | 9/8/2013

    " Absolutly hilarious! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jayne Lamb | 8/3/2013

    " If you love horror movies, and not one thing in this book makes you laugh...sorry, dude, you've been dead since the beginning of the movie. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Shannon | 7/10/2013

    " This was cute and fun. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Mandy | 1/7/2013

    " I got this for Christmas one year and it is just too much fun not to share. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Heather | 5/21/2012

    " If you are a fan of horror movies or have seen enough to know the cliches this book will make you giggle. I was so amused. So many good quotes. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Tanya | 4/25/2012

    " For all of the horror movie fans out there, this is your survival guide, haha. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 jess | 1/1/2012

    " I've been skimming through this - I suppose I'm just disappointed it's not as thorough as The Zombie Survival Guide, which ruled. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Sam Burwell | 12/26/2011

    " Has a few chuckles but nothing groundbreaking. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 karen | 10/22/2011

    " i had to read this when i saw that he has a jane austen/zombie book coming out soon. this was a good way to kill time until the release date. but now i am finally going to have to read pride and prejudice!! dammit! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Michelle (In Libris Veritas) | 10/18/2011

    " This book is similar to the Zombie Survival guide only less serious. It's a fairly quick read and it will get a few chuckles from you with every section. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jenna | 10/17/2011

    " Really, really funny. Actually a little bit scary, but then again I have a crazy imagination. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Erin | 9/26/2011

    " Funny and an entertaining read "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Shawn | 9/24/2011

    " Pretty hilarious. A bit redundant, but still very entertaining. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Ashley | 8/1/2011

    " I love this book! Unfortunately, the only foe I, personally, cannot defeat is the devil himself. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jayne | 7/27/2011

    " If you love horror movies, and not one thing in this book makes you laugh...sorry, dude, you've been dead since the beginning of the movie. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Emily | 5/5/2011

    " Fun! Especially during summer right before a horror movie marathon! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Lauren | 4/23/2011

    " I loved every last thing about this book, Hilarious from start to finish. Nothing else to say really, so well written and a great book that you can switch your brain off and just enjoy. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Laura | 2/7/2011

    " This book is hysterical! It's a great quick read if you need to take a break from another book with a slower pace. I am not a fan of horror movies but even I found the advice in this book fantastic. The author has a no-nonsense, sarcastic, writing style that made me laugh out loud constantly. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Amanda | 11/20/2010

    " too funny!!! i liked the part on how to defeat satan....comical! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Skailasa | 11/16/2010

    " Just a fun, humorous read, especially if you are knowledgeable about the horror genre. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Shylina | 10/23/2010

    " Fast & fun read for fans of the horror film genre. "

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About the Author
Author Seth Grahame-SmithSeth Grahame-Smith is the New York Times bestselling author of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Unholy Night. In addition to adapting the screenplay for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Seth also wrote Tim Burton's film Dark Shadows. He lives in Los Angeles.
About the Narrator

Johnny Heller, a two-time winner of the prestigious Audie Award, was named a top voice of 2008 and 2009 and selected as one of the Top 50 Narrators of the Twentieth Century by AudioFile magazine. His adult and children’s book narrations have earned him thirty-five AudioFile Earphones Awards.