Home Improvement: Undead Edition (Unabridged) Audiobook, by Toni L. P. Kelner Play Audiobook Sample

Home Improvement: Undead Edition Audiobook (Unabridged)

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Read By: Amanda Ronconi, Macleod Andrew Publisher: Brilliance Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 9.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 7.13 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: July 2011 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN:

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Publisher Description

For any homeowner who's ever wondered, What's that creaking sound? or fans of how-to television who'd like a little unreality mixed in with their reality shows, these 14 authors have constructed stories guaranteed to shake your foundations and rattle your pipes. With 14 frightening and funny fixer-upper tales, Home Improvement: Undead Edition takes listeners behind closed doors for a fresh perspective on why there really is no place like home....

Includes a never-before-published Sookie Stackhouse story!

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"An excellent collection of stories. I enjoyed every single spooky one, save for two which I found to be a tad too dark for my taste. I will definitely pull this book out again and again when in the mood for a good short story."

— ❂ (4 out of 5 stars)

Home Improvement: Undead Edition (Unabridged) Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.13793103448276 out of 53.13793103448276 out of 53.13793103448276 out of 53.13793103448276 out of 53.13793103448276 out of 5 (3.14)
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  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " First book is by Charlaine Harris. It's okay. Kind of a campfire story feel to it. 3 stars. "

    — Shaineinok, 2/17/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Great short story, I really enjoy the between the numbers stories. "

    — Andrea, 12/19/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Love the new Sookie novella by Charlaine Harris, but I was only really interested in 2 other stories. "

    — Jocelin, 11/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Rating based solely on Stacia Kane's "Rick the Brave." "

    — Edna, 11/8/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Short stories about ghosts, vampires, pixies, zombies, elves, etc. All centered on the theme of home improvement. Fortunately nothing nightmare inducing :) A good variety of styles and stories. "

    — Susan, 10/8/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Decent collection of short tales involving home improvement and vampires, werewolves, ghosts, etc. Your mileage will vary depending upon your enjoyment of specific stores. I enjoy perusing volumes such as this one for the exposure to new authors for future readings. Enjoy. "

    — Ron, 9/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I really didn't care to much for some of the other stories. There was some really good ones and some really boring ones. "

    — Crystal, 4/15/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I only read the Charlaine Harris story, so I don't know if this counts as reading the book . . . oh well! ;) "

    — Martha, 3/10/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I enjoyed most of the stories. I love this series with the quirky characters, it is fun to revisit know characters in different settings. Home Improvement has never been so much fun. "

    — Jill, 2/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I got this book from the library just to read the story by Patricia Briggs, about a vampire who goes back to restore the apartment she lived in when she was a human. It was sweet but not incredibly memorable. "

    — Cami, 11/25/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Read Briggs, Harris, McGuire and Kane stories only. "

    — Tracy, 11/10/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " All the stories were good and fun to read. I enjoyed the whole book. "

    — Beverly, 9/24/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Another anthology that was so so. We get to see Tara with the babies in her home, but the others were so/so "

    — Beth, 7/16/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I read the Seanan McGuire and the Patricia Briggs stories. They were both really good. McGuire's "Through this House" was good to read if you follow her October Daye series which I do. The Briggs' story was a stand alone. It's sweet and maybe a little sad, but definitely worth reading. "

    — Debbie, 6/7/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This book was just okay. There are a few good stories, some I would like to be longer, and there are some eh stories. "

    — Shasta, 4/30/2012
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " I did not really like this book. It seems as though these writers are just trying to get on the "Sookie Stackhouse" train. The stories were crammed and confusing. "

    — Sharon, 11/17/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I read 3 of the stories in the book. The Sookie Stackhouse story by Charlaine Harris was just ok. I really enjoyed the Patricia Briggs story. The story by Stacia Kane which featured Chess & Terrible was very good. "

    — Carole, 11/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " ended up not finishing about 5 of the stories (?) After reading the charlaine harris story....I think the rest were just not my cup of tea. "

    — Tricia, 11/10/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I only read the part that deals with SVM, it was okay. No Eric sightings though, he was only mentioned in conversation. "

    — Modiggy, 10/27/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Great group of stories, entertaining and cute. Nothing awesome to write home about but definately recommend for several stories found inside. "

    — Jennyg, 10/22/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Decent collection of short tales involving home improvement and vampires, werewolves, ghosts, etc. Your mileage will vary depending upon your enjoyment of specific stores. I enjoy perusing volumes such as this one for the exposure to new authors for future readings. Enjoy. "

    — Ron, 10/17/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Others might rate this higher but I have a thing about short stories: when I read, I want to lose myself in the book. Short stories, no matter how good, are just too....well, short :) "

    — Terri, 10/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I only read the Sookie Stackhouse short story. Very blah to me. I am usually entertained with any glimpse of the Sookie-verse but this one was lacking. And short (27 pages). "

    — Jennie, 10/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I loved all the mini stories in this book. I am partial to Story, If I had a hammer by Charlaine Harris. I love books from the Sookie-verse. I definately want to read more from the other authors. "

    — Pyxipyro, 10/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " The above rating only refers to:"Gray" by Patricia Briggs, 4 stars"Woosley's Kitchen Nightmare" by E.E. Night, 2 stars"It's All in the Rendering" by Simon R. Green, 3 stars "

    — Angelique, 9/27/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A better collection than some of their previous ones. "

    — Amanda, 9/25/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I only bought this anthology for the Charlaine Harris and Stacia Kane stories. I really liked the Downside story and the Sookie story was okay. Really, Im not a fan of anthologies and usually only buy them for the stories in series I'm following. "

    — Lisa, 9/17/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " If I had a Hammer by Charlaine Harris Sookie helps Tare and JB vanish a ghost while remodeling the twins nursery. Gray by Patricia Briggs Elyna fixes up an apartment that belonged to her and her husband befire she became undead only to discover his ghost had lingered. "

    — Zonell, 9/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Through This House by Seanan McGuire was my favorite. I love the October Daye world. =] "

    — Sara, 4/14/2011

About Toni L. P. Kelner

MacLeod Andrews is an actor, voice actor, and Earphones Award–winning audiobook narrator who earned the prestigious Audie Award for best narration in 2018. He has starred in a number of independent short and feature films and is a member of the Rising Phoenix Repertory Company in New York City.