Happy and Glorious! It's the Queen's unofficial birthday, and no one has bought her a present. Not the Prime Minister, not the Treasurer, and not even her lazy Ladies-in-Waiting. All she wants is one small, very cheap present. Just because it has four legs and a tail, that shouldn't put anyone off....
Practically Perfect Life in the palace would be so much more peaceful without the Queen (not to mention her faithful Royal Donkey) and the Ladies-in-Waiting decide to marry her off! But where to find a suitable Prince? Because he must, as the Queen points out, be Practically Perfect....
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