" Limited to what was available in Thailand, and looking for something more "beachy" than what I already had, I gave James Bond a whirl. He's a racist prick, but it's pretty entertaining. And much more well-written than I expected. Favorite line: "Poor little bitch." That's James talking about a dead girl. Oh shit, I almost forgot, there's a mob boss who is forced to shave every four hours because of "that Italian swarthiness." And Koreans are "less than human." "
— Alex, 1/23/2014