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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (751 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Brian Francis Narrator: Brian Francis Publisher: ECW Press Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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What do you get when you cross the Virgin Mary with Brooke Shields, add a trash-talking beauty queen wannabe and throw in a couple of talking nipples? One of the most laugh-out-loud books you'll read all year.

Peter Paddington is 13, overweight, the subject of his classmates' ridicule, and the victim of too many bad movie-of-the-week storylines. When Peter's nipples begin speaking to him one day and inform him of their diabolical plan to expose his secret desires to the world, Peter finds himself cornered in a world that seems to have no tolerance for difference.

Peter's only solace is The Bedtime Movies - perfect-world fantasies that lull him to sleep every night. But when the lines between Peter's fantasy world and his reality begin to blur, no one is safe from the depths of Peter's imagination - especially Peter. himself. Download and start listening now!


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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Corinne Lundstrum | 2/13/2014

    " Really funny book. Hard to read at some points b/c you can feel the embarrassement he was subjected too. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Lindsey | 2/9/2014

    " In some ways, I think it's a more 'adult' (I want to say crass, but that seems too strong an adjective) version of Perks of Being a Wallflower. Peter's search for his identity and/or where he belongs is a lot more painful than Charlie's (Perks) though...a LOT more painful. But who can't relate to that, in one way or another? I envy those of you that had the perfect middle school experience! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Lisa Arreola | 2/7/2014

    " I absolutely loved this novel. It was funny & poignant. I loved Peter Paddington. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Daria | 1/31/2014

    " He does an amazing job of a projecting the curious inner dialogue, stream of consiousness of this odd, confused character (Peter Paddington). The ending is a little to pat and, in the end, there seems to be little on the line and little change in Peter's life, but, maybe that is the whole point. "

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