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0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 0.00 (0 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Neil Gaiman Narrator: Neil Gaiman Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: September 2013 ISBN: 9780062305886
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“‘I bought the milk,’ said my father. ‘I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: T h u m m t h u m m. I looked up and saw a huge silver disc hovering in the air above Marshall Road.’

‘Hullo,’ I said to myself. ‘That’s not something you see every day. And then something odd happened.’”

Find out just how odd things get in this hilarious story of time travel and breakfast cereal, expertly told by Newbery Medalist and bestselling author Neil Gaiman.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “An absolute delight to read aloud. One part Douglas Adams, one part Doctor Who, and one part The Usual Suspects.”

    Cory Doctorow, New York Times bestselling author of Homeland

  • “If your kids still allow you to read aloud to them, this book is for you.”


  • “An entertaining read; bound to be reread and reread.”

    Barnes & Noble, editorial review

  • “It reads like an extemporaneous riff by a clever father asked a question he doesn’t want to answer, and it makes an excellent gift for those heroic fathers who consider reading aloud to their children one of parenthood’s greatest joys.”

    Publishers Weekly

  • “Children will devour this one, with or without milk.”


  • “It’s hard not to love a novel that borrows equally from Calvin and Hobbes and The Usual Suspects. If you read only one book this year, a story with dancing dwarfs is always a wise choice.”

    Kirkus Reviews

  • Selected for the Autumn 2013 Kids' Indie Next List: Top 10
  • A New York Times Bestseller
  • A Publishers Weekly Bestseller
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