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Read By: Ant Publisher: Comedy Central Records Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 0.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 0.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: December 2006 Format: Original Staging Audiobook ISBN:

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A role in Dirk Shafer's Circuit introduced Ant to the world of film, with an appearance in the Sundance festival favorite Twin Falls, Idaho following. Soon Ant was a regular celebrity panelist on the syndicated hit game show To Tell the Truth, a weekly correspondent on CNBC's The Dennis Miller Show, and a featured comedian on Comedy Central's Premium Blend.

Recorded live in August 2004 at The Ice House, Pasadena, California.

Track 1: Family

Track 2: Sports

Track 3: Marriage

Track 4: Homophobic

Track 5: Only the Pretty Ones

Track 6: Stalkerazzi

Track 7: Couples

Track 8: Pot

Track 9: Alcoholic Test

Track 10: Marlboro Miles

Track 11: Erectile Dysfunction

Track 12: President of the Audience

Track 13: Gay Bashing

Track 14: Cute Outfit

Track 15: Follow My Ass

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"This was my first Jen Lancaster book and I absolutely loved it. I ordered her other books today and can't wait to read them. This book is laugh out loud funny, especially if you have ever struggled with various weight loss attempts. She is very easy to read and you feel like you are right there with her. I have also enjoyed reading her blog."

— Sherri (5 out of 5 stars)

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  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Easy/mindless, fun, fast read. Just what I needed. "

    — Kelly, 2/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very relatable!!! If you have ever struggled with your weight, tried to loose weight, or simply had doubts about your image you will enjoy this book. Jen puts a great comedic spin on what we all dread, the weight issue. "

    — Bedford, 2/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Jen Lancaster....you are hi-larious!!! Love you :) "

    — Cortney, 1/29/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Hysterical! This is the first book that I read of hers and I really enjoyed it. I identified with many of her stories about dieting and exercise. "

    — Linda, 1/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " If I could give this book 3.5 stars I would, but I rounded up for good measure. I really enjoyed this memoir. While her humor is biting from time to time, I had many instances where I laughed out loud and I am looking forward to reading more of her books in the future. Thanks, Cat "

    — Cat, 1/9/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Another good vacation read, love her humor! "

    — Casey, 1/7/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This was very informal and I am not sold on Lancaster's writing. I will have to read another to see. "

    — Caitlin, 12/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I don't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did when Jen talked about sleep-ordering-off-Amazon. Not quite as hilarious as Bitter is the New Black, but inspiring in a non-cheesy way. "

    — Kirsten, 12/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Not as funny as, "Bitter is the New Black," but snarky nonetheless! "

    — Ginger, 12/19/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Laughing until I was wheezing for air and my eye makeup came off because I was tearing up. I'm gonna have to buy this one! "

    — Spook, 10/27/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " How not to write or think or be. "

    — Frances, 9/11/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Dangerous book as you will laugh out loud and cry in parts because you are laughing so hard regardless of where you are. Complete strangers will comment on your outbursts. She is irreverant, self absorbed and yet irresistable. "

    — Fourpetesake, 8/25/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " YUK! There wasn't anything to like about this book. She's nasty and selfish and feels vindicated at the end when she yells at a homeless woman. Lovely. "

    — Sue, 8/21/2013
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Awful! I know there's a disclaimer on the back of the book that the author is a nasty person but really, she took it a little too far at times. I just couldn't get through it. "

    — Amanda, 8/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " It was OK, i mean it had it's funny moments, but all in all OK. It was practically about a woman trying to lose weight, but was too hard, same thing happened over and over again. "

    — Carolina, 7/18/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Very entertaining and funny. Lancaster had me laughing out loud a few times. And I could totally relate to her during her quest to lose weight. "

    — Jenna, 5/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I thought the book was hilarious! Any one who's tried to diet can relate to her book and get several laughs from it. "

    — Mary, 11/16/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " HIlarious! Love this book. Can't wait to read her others. Probably the funniest book I have ever read. "

    — Jen, 12/22/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Really great journey by a person with foibles just like me. Jen is a little more humble in this book, and it makes me like her more. She is hilarious though, a couple of times I certainly snorted, and one time I clutched my stomach as my tears ran down in laughter. Love that! "

    — Sharon, 7/28/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This is her third book. They are all very entertaining. I cannot wait for the 4th book coming out this year. "

    — Kathleen, 6/17/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Hysterical. Jen is snarky, self-absorbed, and even a little judgmental at times. But completely human. I'm listening to her books on audiobook, so my enjoyment is in part due to the narrator. I'm not sure I'd enjoy so much otherwise. "

    — Carrie, 11/18/2010
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Laugh out-loud funny, poignant and super enjoyable. I'm sorry it is over. Would recommend to anyone looking to lose some weight. "

    — Dorene, 11/23/2009
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " As always I was laughing out loud to Jen Lancaster. She has the perfect amount of sarcasm and wit in her writing and she doesn't take herself to seriously. There were a few times I was laughing so hard I was crying. She's the perfect antidote to a bad day or even a good day! "

    — Tanya, 11/6/2009
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This is the 3rd of Jen Lancaster's books that I read. I enjoyed them all! I always laugh out loud reading them but I am also usually impressed with Jen's insights. Her view of life is hilarious. In this book she tackles her weight/health problem and the journey is entertaining as always. "

    — Patsy, 8/1/2009
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " It is awful. I'm sorry, but it is. The end. "

    — Brandi, 11/10/2008
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " First book I read by J. Lancaster!! Very funny.I like the geographical references too...idk..it was a good book. That's it!:) "

    — Kari, 3/1/2008