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4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 4.00 (20,799 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Phil Hartman Narrator: Unspecified Publisher: Laugh.com Format: Original Staging Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: June 2007 ISBN:
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Flat TV is the first great expression of Phil Harman's comedic genius. Twenty-five years ago, shortly after completion, the recordings mysteriously disappeared, only to be found a few years ago. All the seeds of Phil's greatness are here. Whether he was your soul brother, your native son, or your father figure, this album packs a full wallop of laughs.

Tracks:
1. Dysfunctional Breakfast
2. Nescocaine Commercial
3. TV News: Bubba Densmore
4. TV News: The Israel Purchase
5. TV News: Food & Drug Administration
6. Tummy-Nums commercial
7. War movie for a Monday morning
8. True Confessions
9. Pal Stereo Commercial
10. $500,000.00 read off
11. Marge and the Salesman
12. This Meatloaf Tastes Like Wood
13. Xeno's Dream
14. Daddy Comes Home
15. News Weekly
16. You Bet Your Life
17. Husky Boy Toilet Tissue Commercial
18. Monday Night Mystery Theater
19. Bed time
20. Tonight Show/Jimmy Carter
21. Tonight Show/Henry Kissinger
22. Goodnight Download and start listening now!

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Listener Opinions

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Susan Mcdonald | 2/19/2014

    " I really loved this book. It was an Amazon recommendation and I read it on my Kindle. It's such a great story of family dynamics and how members cope differently to challenging situations. Also, of the people who come into our lives, the differences they make and the good they do while they're there. The story is both sad and poignant, completed with a child's growth into the ultimate acceptance of life and all it's complexities. I had pretty much figured out what was going on with the family before all was revealed, but I highly recommend this book, you won't regret it. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jennifer Russell leite | 2/16/2014

    " This was amazing. I love it!!! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Gretchen | 2/1/2014

    " I liked the book and the twist in the story. Predictable ending but still a fun, easy breezy type of read. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Vanessa Morse | 1/28/2014

    " I really enjoyed this book. It was not what I expected and that is always a good thing...the characters are very in depth and while I found that skipped through some of the fluff, I really liked the overall story. I hope to read more from this author. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Michelle Lee | 1/23/2014

    " This was a hugely entertaining book. It started a bit slow for me but I found that it gained momentum as it progressed, and I couldn't put it down. The characters were fun, and I could identify with them, and the dialogue/banter was engaging and realistic. It pulled at my emotions in places and the ending was a nice, unique twist. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jodi Ridgeway-nichols | 1/19/2014

    " Can I possibly give 10 stars??? I LOVED this book! I laughed and cried and I love reading stories that make you feel that way. Matt, Matt, Matt... what can I say? He is a total nerd, but a sexy nerd! I love how sweet and caring he was and definitely whitty! Julie was such a cute and sweet girl and I love how she took to the family so well and cared so much for Celeste. Flat Finn was the best character I have to say b/c everytime you read a part that involved him, you couldn't help but laugh b/c of the "conversations" he had with everyone! This book was amazing and I cannot wait to read Flat Out Matt to hear Matt's POV on everything!! Great Job Jessica and I look forward to many more books from you! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Anne Frisbie | 1/17/2014

    " I highly recommend this book. Yes, it is a college age romance, but the book really shows such a wonderful and diverse set of characters that to call it such oversimplifies it. This books is not predictable. It doesn't come with stereotyped characters. It has a great sense of humor and sadness in it. This book shows you how a group of people (whom you have learned to love and know) have dealt in their own ways uniquely with the many turns that life has thrown them. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Ann | 1/14/2014

    " cute story, with some serious issues, college girl, life... "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Juliane | 12/29/2013

    " An amazing, intelligent book. Highly recommended. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Ashley Lenderman | 12/24/2013

    " It took me a little while to get into the book. But once I did I was very curious to know what the story was behind the odd family. The last 20% of the book was the best to me. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Reinamarie | 11/30/2013

    " I loved this book. It really was kind of a shock. I just wish there was a second book to follow up so I could know what happens! I just wish more lusty stuff happened but the story was awesome! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Candy Alcantara | 11/18/2013

    " A heart-warming novel that is surprisingly witty and funny :) "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jimmy Chano | 11/9/2013

    " it was predictable. It was ok. I would not recommend it to anyone.. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Rebecca | 9/22/2013

    " Cute story with a twisted twist. How ones deal with love and loss can be the strangest but everyone grieves differently. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Sofia | 12/11/2011

    " Great book!!!!!!...Funny and witty banter between the characters!..Loved Julie!!You guess from the start what's going on, but personally i didn't mind!Because the story is so worth it!! PLEASE read it! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Mary Beth | 10/16/2011

    " I enjoyed this one. easy reading and kept me interested. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Joanne | 5/1/2011

    " I don't know where to begin!! Loved this story and the characters!! I laughed, I cried and I fell in love with Matty!!! Will be recommending to my book club!!! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lisa | 3/22/2011

    " Okay I hate to admit that I read a teen novel. But it was more then that. It had a neat story line and a plot twist that I just didn't see coming . I cried towards then end. I might even read more from her!! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Kristin Jones | 10/26/2010

    " Wow, that was awesome, I'm speechless! Flat-out Fabulous 5 Fantastic Stars! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Kecy | 5/2/2010

    " I Just Absolutely Loved this book.. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Misty Matthews | 3/7/2010

    " I came across this book in a few blows so decided to give it a try. I couldn't put it down. I can't believe I didn't figure out the ending on my own. What a fun love story. Put this on your to read list. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Vivi15jr | 9/9/2008

    " Gahhhh great book but I figured the plot very soon ... I love Matt I really do and Celeste she's just amazing .. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Meredith | 6/22/2008

    " It was worth the $.99 I paid for it. An easy read that was a good filler between book club books. There was an interesting twist toward the end that I didn't see coming. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Caitlin Long | 2/3/2008

    " I liked this book. I thought that this had a quirky story line, it was pretty creative. At the same time I felt it lacked a bit and by the end, I wanted more. I wanted more closure or something i dont know. If you are looking for a quick light read it's good. "

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